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    Posted: 25 December 2013 at 8:53am
As I am somewhat living in the future and have the headstart on you guys of somewhere between 5-? hours (I've forgotten how to convert that into beers) I would like to wish all of you retards a merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas you retards.
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Jeez Scotchy, the beer/hour conversion ratio is simple . . . I don't see how anyone, even a sloshed Scotchy (Slotchy?), could forget it.

It's 0.65/1 multiplied by the coefficient of the alcohol content with modifiers for beer size in ounces* and finally multiplied by the speed with which the earth is spinning, in mph, at the drinkers current location.

Anyway, Happy Holi . . . heck with that . . . Merry Christmas!

*If you're drinking metric beer, just forget it . . .  no one wants to hang out with you anyway.
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Here's hoping you had your stocking stuffed by a fat man who sneaks into your house at night and watches kids sleep. 


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Merry Christmas you brilliant Scottish bastard! Also, Mack totally has the beers/hour conversion spot on.
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Merry Christmas to all!
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Happy festivus!
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