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    Posted: 23 October 2013 at 2:39pm
A girl I know was given this rose by her boyfriend today.

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Seems delicate, I hope you handled it with a glove.
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lol, I actually just nabbed the photo off facebook.


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It's beautiful. This makes me so happy.
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And if you buy her a rose in the small glass tubes at convienent stores, she can also use it to smoke crack. 2 gifts in 1.
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Originally posted by impulse418 impulse418 wrote:

And if you buy her a rose in the small glass tubes at convienent stores, she can also use it to smoke crack. 2 gifts in 1.


It's like Frank Sinatra once said-a crack pipe and a package of Pakistani sex pills are the way to a woman's soul.


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Do they sell fake roses in glass tubes first the purpose of smoking crack these days? Reminds me of the time my idiot friends bought White Owl Blunts for the purpose of smoking them.
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Good to see the legacy lives on and has inspired new generations. 

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Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

Do they sell fake roses in glass tubes first the purpose of smoking crack these days? Reminds me of the time my idiot friends bought White Owl Blunts for the purpose of smoking them.


Never understood the point of gutting a blunt, over just buying a blunt wrap. Then again I was more of a boozer than anything.
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This reminded me of something...





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this makes me so happy.
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That's been 6 years ago. Damn.
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Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

Do they sell fake roses in glass tubes first the purpose of smoking crack these days? Reminds me of the time my idiot friends bought White Owl Blunts for the purpose of smoking them.


Yeah. But if someone could make the rose out of chore boy they would corner the rose inside a glass tube market.
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Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

I've been here since 2k5. Wow. You guys that got me beat: woooooooooooooooow.

I never realized, but I have you beat by 17 days. Noob.
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Originally posted by impulse418 impulse418 wrote:

And if you buy her a rose in the small glass tubes at convienent stores, she can also use it to smoke crack. 2 gifts in 1.

What do you mean selling those glass roses, chor-boy, and lighters right at the front counter is just asking for trouble!? I'm just an honest business man trying to make a living!
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...that's a low blow, sir.
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Now with pink emo glove grip!
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