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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tallen702 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 September 2013 at 9:30am
Originally posted by RoboCop RoboCop wrote:

Need to grow a new hand...stem cells.


Pretty much this.

Fetal stem cells are the best to use for organ regeneration/growth, but since people got all uppity with congress without understanding how they're actually cultured, the only way to get them is from the umbilical. The upshot is that you have a DNA match to your child's umbilical, so it benefits 3 of you. Father, mother, and child.

So, in 40 year's time when I need a new liver or something, I'll have the stem cells at my disposal to do what I need to. Same goes for any issues the child may have. Heart defect? Grow a new one specifically for the child which won't be rejected because they're from it's own DNA.

Downside is the cryostasis can be expensive.
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Congrats man, saw it on facebook the other day. 
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I donít have one either. Is that good???

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Congrats!
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Congratulations! Kids are fun and full of nutrients. They taste like chicken!
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I will give you an AK47 for your baby.

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