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    Posted: 01 October 2013 at 11:08am
I will give you an AK47 for your baby.

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Congratulations! Kids are fun and full of nutrients. They taste like chicken!
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I donít have one either. Is that good???

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Congrats!
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Congrats man, saw it on facebook the other day. 
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Originally posted by RoboCop RoboCop wrote:

Need to grow a new hand...stem cells.


Pretty much this.

Fetal stem cells are the best to use for organ regeneration/growth, but since people got all uppity with congress without understanding how they're actually cultured, the only way to get them is from the umbilical. The upshot is that you have a DNA match to your child's umbilical, so it benefits 3 of you. Father, mother, and child.

So, in 40 year's time when I need a new liver or something, I'll have the stem cells at my disposal to do what I need to. Same goes for any issues the child may have. Heart defect? Grow a new one specifically for the child which won't be rejected because they're from it's own DNA.

Downside is the cryostasis can be expensive.
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Need to grow a new hand...stem cells.

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Tallen, what possible.. Err... Benefits are there from umbilical cord stem cells? I understand what they are and such, I've just never heard of anyone doing that.
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Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

Are you going to prepare a meal from the placenta?

Heard that is some good dining there...


No, but we hope to be able to afford to save the umbilical in cryostasis. Stems cells for us and the kids!
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Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

Are you going to prepare a meal from the placenta?

Heard that is some good dining there...

Lots of people are having it dried, powdered, and put into pill form and taking as a supplement.




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Are you going to prepare a meal from the placenta?

Heard that is some good dining there...

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Congrats Tallen! Smile
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Congrats! Enjoy muchly and I hope you get whatever sex child you'd prefer!

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Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

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Congrats to you and the wife, Tallen. Buy him/her a FAL or AR receiver now.


Already have un-anodized 80% lowers coming so I can rattle can them for the kid(s) when the time comes.
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Wait until the baby is born, then time will seem to pass much quicker. Congrats again!
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Oh dayum

Congrats to you and the wife, Tallen. Buy him/her a FAL or AR receiver now.
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Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:



So how many of your guns are you having to sell now? Dibs.


None. In fact, with the way MD is going, I'm going to probably NFA trust these suckers so that they can be xfered to a safer state should they start confiscation. That way, as the kid gets older, the collector's stuff can be sold off if we aren't around, to pay for things like college and whatnot.
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Congrats! Now get some sleep... You're gonna need it!

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So how many of your guns are you having to sell now? Dibs.
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Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Congrats. †My brother and his wife have their first due at the end of October. †I'm pretty excited to be an uncle.


Being an uncle is great! You get to wind the kids up and have fun, and then hand them back to their parents when they start to get cranky or out of hand.
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