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Okay my think-tank. Need ideas.

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Step one, don't mention the bride's breasts. 

This is a crucial step. 
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Keep it short and simple.
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Brother's getting married and I have to write the 'best man speech'
Never done it before, and I don't remember either the one given at my wedding or any of the other three or four that I heard at weddings I attended- so I take solace in the face that in the end, no matter WHAT I say, nobody's gonna remember it.

Still.

Is anyone any good at this stuff? What sort of things should I avoid, and what kinds of things actually DO get mentioned in these things? I already know to keep it damn short- but other than that.....clueless.



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