Inception

Advil PM is the only thing that does that to me. 

procarbinefreak wrote: First time I took Advil PM, I took just one more than the bottle recommended for a dose.  I took them on the couch in my living room, and somehow ended up asleep laying sideways across my bed.  I don't remember getting up, but apparently I got up, mumbled something to my fiance who was in the kitchen (where else would she be...) and stumbled into the bedroom.    That stuff is great.

I'm sure if you take enough of them the shadow people will carry you to your bed and sing you to sleep.

Ambien made my sister trip balls.

I had a friend that spray painted this amazingly detailed mural of the solar system on the side of his grand parents' trailer house on Ambien, then walked two miles in his bathrobe to a gas station and bought cigarettes.

I saw the mural and I've hung out with him (back when we were younger), but I never really believed it was the Ambien until my sister started taking it and called me to tell me she was a firefighter.

Being an avid sleepwalker who once awoke in my living room crouched behind a chair with my AR-15 in my hand hiding from sweet and sour gummi bears, I would never, ever take Ambien. Any sleep I got would be offset completely by the various felonies I'd commit.