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    Posted: 26 March 2012 at 12:50pm
**Warning** Paintball related content in T&O ahead:
http://www.vice.com/read/paintballing-with-hezbollah-0000151-v19n3

Quote We figured they’d cheat; they were Hezbollah, after all. But none of us—a team of four Western journalists—thought we’d be dodging military-grade flash bangs when we initiated this “friendly” paintball match.

The battle takes place underground in a grungy, bunker-like basement underneath a Beirut strip mall. When the grenades go off it’s like being caught out in a ferocious thunderstorm: blinding flashes of hot white light, blasts of sound that reverberate deep inside my ears.

As my eyesight returns and readjusts to the dim arena light, I poke out from my position behind a low cinder-block wall. Two large men in green jumpsuits are bearing down on me. I have them right in my sights, but they seem unfazed—even as I open fire from close range, peppering each with several clear, obvious hits. I expect them to freeze, maybe even acknowledge that this softie American journalist handily overcame their flash-bang trickery and knocked them out of the game. Perhaps they’ll even smile and pat me on the back as they walk off the playing field in a display of good sportsmanship (after cheating, of course).

Instead, they shoot me three times, point-blank, right in the groin.


It's a 6pg read, but pretty good. So, next time someone wipes on you during a tournament or rec game, make sure you call DHS on them.
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I came into this thread expecting something worse.



I leave, mildly pleased.
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Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

I came into this thread expecting something worse.



I leave, mildly pleased.


Get your mind out of the gutter!
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Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

I came into this thread expecting something worse.



I leave, mildly pleased.


Get your mind out of the gutter!


Yeah Im in the same boat as usaf, the boat that should henceforth be known as the debauchery dinghy of Konan!

All aboard!
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I read the title and made some poor decisions before leaving the house today.
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Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

I came into this thread expecting something worse.



I leave, mildly pleased.
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