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We went grocery shopping and went home and had ice cream on March seventeenth.
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My St. Patty's was kind of fun too. So it was an average night at my buddy's beach house and I got tired of all the drunken debauchery so I went and chilled on the beach. Out of the nowhere these thirteen girls showed up and I could tell they were horny. Now I didn't want to make light of the situation so I bet which one is the best kisser and got to make out with all of them and the last girl really wanted to win so she showed me her boobs.

Best night ever. 


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who was the orignial poster of the 13 girls on rhw beach story
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Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

My St. Patty's was kind of fun too. So it was an average night at my buddy's beach house and I got tired of all the drunken debauchery so I went and chilled on the beach. Out of the nowhere these thirteen girls showed up and I could tell they were horny. Now I didn't want to make light of the situation so I bet which one is the best kisser and got to make out with all of them and the last girl really wanted to win so she showed me her boobs.

Best night ever. 

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St paddy's day didn't really happen for me. It was a Saturday so I still drank too much beer and made a dick out of myself but I didn't have to dress in green and wear a Guinness oversized novelty top hat.  

And really it wasn't that big a deal round my neck of the woods. I always wanted to go to Dublin for St Paddy's day for a giggle and thought it was quite funny when I was told that its not such a big event there and I'd be better off going to America. The truth of that is something I've always kinda doubted but I do know you yanks tend to go a tad bananas.

But all in all I had a pretty good day. Was in the pub for about 2pm to watch the football and I had stuck a couple of coupons on at the bookies. After that off to my mates for the evening then went to a party in a pub and made some headway with the woman I'm going to marry (she doesn't know yet, But as soon as I've finished sewing our names onto the sack she is coppin' it)

So all and all a decent night but not even a whiff of Guinness or any other totty picking "tap o' de marnin' te ye" nonsense.


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Some dude let the Irish out of me at the end of the night.  Scraped some o'doyle looking ginger at a rotten rons.  Thankfully none of his buddies jumped in cause I was alone and hammered. I don't even know what damage I caused to him. Just know, he got pulled away and there I was standing amongst a group of his friends. Waiting for another to come at me. Thankfully none did and they said to leave. But as I'm walking away they all start up with the b.s. again. Me thinking in my mind, thank god they don't realize they can gang beat me right about now. Then called up a lady friend and had a night capper. All in all it was a pretty good time. Considering I probably should of wound up in a hospital.
 
Edit- As far as wingmen go. I dont think lesbian would add anything to it. It's the fact shes a cool chick that makes female wingmen the ABSOLUTE best. A LOT of women cant do it, some are made for it.


Edited by little devil - 21 March 2012 at 12:38pm
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Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

who was the orignial poster of the 13 girls on rhw beach story

I think it was this guy.
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Originally posted by Brian Fellows Brian Fellows wrote:


Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

who was the orignial poster of the 13 girls on rhw beach story

I think it was this guy.


http://tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=170802&PN=1&title=i-just-had-the-best-night-ever
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That story, and the AK-Tattoo trade are going to live forever in infamy on this place.
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This was PlentiOfBalls or something, right?

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I vote Nay.

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Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

Originally posted by Brian Fellows Brian Fellows wrote:


Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

who was the orignial poster of the 13 girls on rhw beach story

I think it was this guy.


http://tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=170802&PN=1&title=i-just-had-the-best-night-ever


Wow, the forum was fun back then. I had forgotten alot of those names.

Also, I'm pretty sure that thread would have been locked after the first page with our current mod setup. I'm surprised I didn't get a strike.
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Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

St paddy's day didn't really happen for me. It was a Saturday so I still drank too much beer and made a dick out of myself but I didn't have to dress in green and wear a Guinness oversized novelty top hat.  

And really it wasn't that big a deal round my neck of the woods. I always wanted to go to Dublin for St Paddy's day for a giggle and thought it was quite funny when I was told that its not such a big event there and I'd be better off going to America. The truth of that is something I've always kinda doubted but I do know you yanks tend to go a tad bananas.

But all in all I had a pretty good day. Was in the pub for about 2pm to watch the football and I had stuck a couple of coupons on at the bookies. After that off to my mates for the evening then went to a party in a pub and made some headway with the woman I'm going to marry (she doesn't know yet, But as soon as I've finished sewing our names onto the sack she is coppin' it)

So all and all a decent night but not even a whiff of Guinness or any other totty picking "tap o' de marnin' te ye" nonsense.





as americans we feel we have to support the melting pot that country is, and declare every other nations holidays as a reason to get hammered.
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Originally posted by stick_boy_2002 stick_boy_2002 wrote:

as americans we feel we have to support the melting pot that country is, and declare every other nations holidays as a reason to get hammered.


It's a sign of respect for other cultures.


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I dunno about you guys, but I'm still waiting for pics from Merc.
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Magners, good man.
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Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Magners, good man.
It's okay.


Says the PBR drinking hipster..... What, is good cider not ironic enough for you?!?!?
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Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:


Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Magners, good man.
It's okay.


Says the PBR drinking hipster..... 


No, PBR is too mainstream and known as a hipster drink. It's all about the old mil now.  At least in Ontario.

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