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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote brihard Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 June 2011 at 4:21pm
I can't post it here because it's extraordinarily NSFW, but YouTube Bill Maher and Jane Lynch Weiner- they read the text exchange verbatim. It's hilarious.
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^^^  You're right, it was hilarious.

And this whole thing just keeps getting funnier.

Originally posted by linked article linked article wrote:


Weiner doll crashes website

June 14, 2011

Weiner doll crashes websiteA Rep. Weiner doll released recently is so popular it's causing loading problems on the website HeroBuilders.com.

The Oxford, Conn., company, which in the wake of the death of Osama bin Laden released a Rambama doll (a mix between Rambo and President Obama), has also created G.I. Joe type dolls in the likenesses of  Sarah Palin, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.

Unlike the previous creations, the Weiner doll comes in two styles. For $39.95 customers can purchase the standard Anthony Weiner action figure, but for $10 more, collectors can nab an adults-only Weiner doll that claims to be an anatomically correct version of the disgraced congressman.

And for those who wish to get an accessory for the action figure, for the low price of $18, one can purchase a toy BlackBerry to complete the tribute to the New Yorker who has been told to resign by top leaders on both sides of the aisle.

Because of the high curiosity factor of the gag gift that brags being "100% made in the USA," the Hero Builders website Tuesday morning either returned pages with broken images or a white page that simply said in black letters "Service Unavailable," a notice typically found on websites that have exceeded their monthly bandwidth.

If purchasers opted for the optional BlackBerry then bought a Skipper doll with a laptop they could play Congressman at home!

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One, the term "Weiner doll" just made me crack up in a library.

For two, I wonder if the action figure comes with kung-fu grip.
"So when Romney wins in a landslide, what will the liberal media do?"
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Originally posted by agentwhale007 agentwhale007 wrote:


. . .  I wonder if the action figure comes with kung-fu grip.


Damnit . . . I wish I'd thought of that.


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The new, helpful Anthony Weiner flowchart:


"So when Romney wins in a landslide, what will the liberal media do?"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 June 2011 at 12:21pm
The articles/opinion pieces on this subject just kill me.

The local paper ran a guest opinion today which I found online under a different title.  It contained the following gem:
Originally posted by opinion piece opinion piece wrote:


Weiss, however, was sharing the Weiner with at least five other women . . .


Who says columnists don't have a sense of humor?*





*Besides me.
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New York Post Wins...
 
I can't believe someone hacked their cover like that...
 
They tremble at my name...
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I hear he is going to resign.
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I wish he wouldn't, he is the poster child for liberalism morality.
 
"not that there is anything wrong with that..."... lol (what exactly is he in "rehab" for anyway? taking some photography classes?)
 
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You can find it by searching youtube "give us your cash B--ch!" copy and paste inside the quotes to find it spelled just like that including the --'s.
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Originally posted by High Voltage High Voltage wrote:

I hear he is going to resign.

"So when Romney wins in a landslide, what will the liberal media do?"
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I heard he is going to resign and run for President.
 
And have Holder as his VP.
 
Imagine the bumper stickers...
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"Weiner out"
Who ever posts that headline tomorrow will win the best pun contest... (although the NY post sure has a strong entry into the weiner gate odyseey)
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And the NYPost says....
:WEINER PULLING OUT"
and you can vote your favorite Weiner Post cover. 
http://www.nypost.com/
***I find the "Weiner Post Cover" to be amusing all in it's own.
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Originally posted by FreeEnterprise FreeEnterprise wrote:

I wish he wouldn't, he is the poster child for liberalism morality.
 

That's right. Only liberal politicians have ever made an idiotic move like that.
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Originally posted by FreeEnterprise FreeEnterprise wrote:

I heard he is going to resign and run for President.
 
And have Holder as his VP.
 
Imagine the bumper stickers...


Funniest post yet.  FE wins (but only the humor part.)

Edited addition:  It would be even better if their Republican opposition was the Speaker of the House with Duncan D. Hunter of CA as his VP candidate.  Dueling bumper stickers!


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Looks like congress lost a member.
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To be quite frank, I've been waiting for this whole package issue to wrap up, so I could ketchup on it all at once.
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Originally posted by GroupB GroupB wrote:

Looks like congress lost a member.


This upsets me greatly, on several levels. 

First off, Wiener is/was one of the few Congressmen to speak intelligently and candidly (and often amusingly so).  But mainly I don't view this whole "scandal" as worthy of anything more than a funny bit on Bill Maher's show.  It is disgraceful that the media has gotten so excited about this, and it is even more disgraceful that we as a people thinks this has any bearing on his ability or suitability as an elected official.

I wish he hadn't buckled to the pressure and stuck it out instead.  On the other hand, maybe he was concerned about losing reelection and figured that quitting is better. 

Either way it sucks.  We lose Wiener, but we keep Joe "how did oil get to Alaska" Barton.  That's just great.


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Originally posted by Donald Blake Donald Blake wrote:

Originally posted by GroupB GroupB wrote:

Looks like congress lost a member.


This upsets me greatly, on several levels. 

First off, Wiener is/was one of the few Congressmen to speak intelligently and candidly (and often amusingly so).  But mainly I don't view this whole "scandal" as worthy of anything more than a funny bit on Bill Maher's show.  It is disgraceful that the media has gotten so excited about this, and it is even more disgraceful that we as a people thinks this has any bearing on his ability or suitability as an elected official.

I wish he hadn't buckled to the pressure and stuck it out instead.  On the other hand, maybe he was concerned about losing reelection and figured that quitting is better. 

Either way it sucks.  We lose Wiener, but we keep Joe "how did oil get to Alaska" Barton.  That's just great.




I think you misread his post. That or you need to recalibrate your Double Entendre Reception Dish.


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