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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 June 2011 at 12:21pm
The articles/opinion pieces on this subject just kill me.

The local paper ran a guest opinion today which I found online under a different title.  It contained the following gem:
Originally posted by opinion piece opinion piece wrote:


Weiss, however, was sharing the Weiner with at least five other women . . .


Who says columnists don't have a sense of humor?*





*Besides me.
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The new, helpful Anthony Weiner flowchart:


"So when Romney wins in a landslide, what will the liberal media do?"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 June 2011 at 6:26pm
Originally posted by agentwhale007 agentwhale007 wrote:


. . .  I wonder if the action figure comes with kung-fu grip.


Damnit . . . I wish I'd thought of that.


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One, the term "Weiner doll" just made me crack up in a library.

For two, I wonder if the action figure comes with kung-fu grip.
"So when Romney wins in a landslide, what will the liberal media do?"
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^^^  You're right, it was hilarious.

And this whole thing just keeps getting funnier.

Originally posted by linked article linked article wrote:


Weiner doll crashes website

June 14, 2011

Weiner doll crashes websiteA Rep. Weiner doll released recently is so popular it's causing loading problems on the website HeroBuilders.com.

The Oxford, Conn., company, which in the wake of the death of Osama bin Laden released a Rambama doll (a mix between Rambo and President Obama), has also created G.I. Joe type dolls in the likenesses of  Sarah Palin, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.

Unlike the previous creations, the Weiner doll comes in two styles. For $39.95 customers can purchase the standard Anthony Weiner action figure, but for $10 more, collectors can nab an adults-only Weiner doll that claims to be an anatomically correct version of the disgraced congressman.

And for those who wish to get an accessory for the action figure, for the low price of $18, one can purchase a toy BlackBerry to complete the tribute to the New Yorker who has been told to resign by top leaders on both sides of the aisle.

Because of the high curiosity factor of the gag gift that brags being "100% made in the USA," the Hero Builders website Tuesday morning either returned pages with broken images or a white page that simply said in black letters "Service Unavailable," a notice typically found on websites that have exceeded their monthly bandwidth.

If purchasers opted for the optional BlackBerry then bought a Skipper doll with a laptop they could play Congressman at home!

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote brihard Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 June 2011 at 4:21pm
I can't post it here because it's extraordinarily NSFW, but YouTube Bill Maher and Jane Lynch Weiner- they read the text exchange verbatim. It's hilarious.
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They tremble at my name...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Reb Cpl Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 June 2011 at 6:47am
Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

This thread... comedy.


....page and a half.

That's as far as I got before I physically couldn't read it anymore and had to resort to just scanning posts for things that might need to be cleaned up.

I saw that a discussion on some jerk's dong posts on twitter managed to evolve into obama hating Israel, the liberal bias in the media, Jesus, and a ton of this:

Point.

counter point, counter point, counter point, counter point.





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Originally posted by jmac3 jmac3 wrote:

I don't think he should resign. Wawawa he acted like a perv when he was at home.
Only at home?  I'm not nearly as offended by his sexting actions as I am with his blatant lying about them.


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Originally posted by Rofl_Mao Rofl_Mao wrote:

Originally posted by jmac3 jmac3 wrote:

I don't think he should resign. Wawawa he acted like a perv when he was at home.


So did Bill Clinton.


BIll Clinton finished out his term...without a leave.
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Originally posted by jmac3 jmac3 wrote:

I don't think he should resign. Wawawa he acted like a perv when he was at home.


So did Bill Clinton.
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I don't think he should resign. Wawawa he acted like a perv when he was at home.
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Link to below article.  My observations are in red for contrast.

Sat Jun 11, 2:35 pm ET

Anthony Weiner says he will take leave of absence, seek ‘treatment’ as scandal grows

By Holly Bailey

weiner pelosi resign

Just hours after three leading Democrats called on him to resign, Rep. Anthony Weiner announced he will take a leave of absence from Congress and enter a treatment program.

Congress realizes it's short a Weiner!

Saturday began with a major blow to Weiner's chances for survival,

The above requires no comment as anything I said based on a "major blow to Weiner's . . . " would get me a strike.

as  House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, Democratic National Committee chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Rep. Steve Israel, chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, all issued statements urging Weiner to leave Congress.

Pelosi, Wasserman Schultz and Israel want Weiner out now!

Shortly after, Weiner's office announced that the embattled New York Democrat had decided to enter a treatment program, saying he "needs this time to get healthy and make the best possible decision" about his future.

Weiner problems require treatment.  (Hopefully not Viagra.)

"Congressman Weiner departed this morning to seek professional treatment to focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person," Weiner's office announced. "In light of that, he will request a short leave of absence from the House of Representatives so that he can get evaluated and map out a course of treatment to make himself well."

Doctor's to evaluate Weiner!

It's unclear what type of treatment Weiner is seeking, but Democrats hinted it's not enough to overcome the scandal and urged him to resign.

Democrats say Weiner broken beyond repair--should be removed!

"It is with great disappointment that I call on Rep. Anthony Weiner to resign," Wasserman Schultz's statement read. "The behavior he has exhibited is indefensible and [his] continued service in Congress is untenable. 

Weiner exhibition prevents servicing Congress!

This sordid affair has become an unacceptable distraction for Rep. Weiner, his family, his constituents and the House--and for the good of all, he should step aside and address those things that should be most important--his and his family's well-being."

Weiner should be put aside for family well-being.  (Note:  Right or left is not specified.)

The developments came a day after it was revealed Delaware police questioned a 17-year-old girl about her Twitter exchanges with the embattled lawmaker.

Underage girl involved in Weiner exchange!

Weiner insisted late Friday his dealings with the girl were "neither explicit nor indecent"—a statement the girl's family backed up in an interview with the New York Times. But apparently the report was the final straw for Weiner's Democratic colleagues, who say they can no longer defend the disgraced congressman.

Democrats give up on Weiner!

Pelosi, who initiated an House ethics investigation into Weiner's activities earlier this week, had refused as late as yesterday to call for her colleague's resignation. But she, too, reversed course Saturday.

Pelosi changes position on Weiner!

"Congressman Weiner has the love of his family, the confidence of his constituents,

Damaged Weiner still supported!

and the recognition that he needs help," Pelosi said. "I urge Congressman Weiner to seek that help without the pressures of being a Member of Congress."

Pelosi urges withdrawal to relieve pressure on Weiner!

Israel, a fellow New York Democrat, also called his for colleague to resign, saying Weiner's "inappropriate behavior has become an insurmountable distraction to the House and our work for the American people."

American public distracted by Weiner!

The decision of all three Democratic leaders to go public with their resignation calls simultaneously is a strong hint that back-channel efforts among party officials to convince Weiner to leave Congress on his own have failed.

Democrats failed to remove Weiner privately--resort to public action!

Weiner has repeatedly insisted he won't leave Congress, citing the support of his constituents and his wife, Huma Abedin. On Monday, the New York Democrat admitted he'd lied about risqué online relationships with six women he had met on Facebook and Twitter.

I will maintain that this, the whole Weiner affair, is the best news story EVER!
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I see top Democrats, including Pelosi, just asked him to resign.
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The bit Colbert did last night was almost too much.
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Jesus, Weiner is a freaking scumbag.

That said, FE definitely mad he gettin' styled on.
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Originally posted by FreeEnterprise FreeEnterprise wrote:

Again, the example of the woman about to be stoned by the mob, is pointing out how we have all sinned.

And the judge not lest you be judged is again, an example of us all needing to remember that we are no better than weiner without Christ.
 

This is a lovely example of the psychological principles of both confirmation bias and selective perception. 

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Again, the example of the woman about to be stoned by the mob, is pointing out how we have all sinned.

And the judge not lest you be judged is again, an example of us all needing to remember that we are no better than weiner without Christ.
 
As without Christ we all are guilty of death for our sins.
 
Now to you that is probably "judging" all man, right?
 
Except facts are facts. All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, no man is without sin.
 
To me, that is a fact. And yet does that make ALL men the same?
 
Clearly not, some men have better character/morals than others, they all still need the blood of Christ to cover their sins, but when we select leaders of our country (a country founded on Biblical principles) we need to look at their character and morals before making that selection.
 
You are making the assumption that discerning someones character/morals is "judging" them.
 
I disagree.
 
Weiner is clearly someone who lies and will only fess up when faced with insurmountable proof of his guilt. This type of person in my opinion
 
HAS NO MORAL CHARACTER.
 
He is CORRUPT.
 
That is not judgement but discernment of his character...
 
And yes, the Bible tells me over and over to look at people's fruit, and the words coming out of their mouths/keyboards, as that will let you know what is in their hearts. Good fruit from good people, bad fruit from bad people.
 
According to your argument, that would be "judging" those people... I disagree.
 
 

Proverbs 28

 1 The wicked flee though no one pursues,
   but the righteous are as bold as a lion.

 2 When a country is rebellious, it has many rulers,
   but a ruler with discernment and knowledge maintains order.

 3 A ruler who oppresses the poor
   is like a driving rain that leaves no crops.

 4 Those who forsake instruction praise the wicked,
   but those who heed it resist them.

 5 Evildoers do not understand what is right,
   but those who seek the LORD understand it fully.

 6 Better the poor whose walk is blameless
   than the rich whose ways are perverse.

 7 A discerning son heeds instruction,
   but a companion of gluttons disgraces his father.

 8 Whoever increases wealth by taking interest or profit from the poor
   amasses it for another, who will be kind to the poor.

 9 If anyone turns a deaf ear to my instruction,
   even their prayers are detestable.

 10 Whoever leads the upright along an evil path
   will fall into their own trap,
   but the blameless will receive a good inheritance.

 11 The rich are wise in their own eyes;
   one who is poor and discerning sees how deluded they are.

 12 When the righteous triumph, there is great elation;
   but when the wicked rise to power, people go into hiding.

 13 Whoever conceals their sins does not prosper,
   but the one who confesses and renounces them finds mercy.

 14 Blessed is the one who always trembles before God,
   but whoever hardens their heart falls into trouble.

 15 Like a roaring lion or a charging bear
   is a wicked ruler over a helpless people.

 16 A tyrannical ruler practices extortion,
   but one who hates ill-gotten gain will enjoy a long reign.

 17 Anyone tormented by the guilt of murder
   will seek refuge in the grave;
   let no one hold them back.

 18 The one whose walk is blameless is kept safe,
   but the one whose ways are perverse will fall into the pit.

 19 Those who work their land will have abundant food,
   but those who chase fantasies will have their fill of poverty.

 20 A faithful person will be richly blessed,
   but one eager to get rich will not go unpunished.

 21 To show partiality is not good—
   yet a person will do wrong for a piece of bread.

 22 The stingy are eager to get rich
   and are unaware that poverty awaits them.

 23 Whoever rebukes a person will in the end gain favor
   rather than one who has a flattering tongue.

 24 Whoever robs their father or mother
   and says, “It’s not wrong,”
   is partner to one who destroys.

 25 The greedy stir up conflict,
   but those who trust in the LORD will prosper.

 26 Those who trust in themselves are fools,
   but those who walk in wisdom are kept safe.

 27 Those who give to the poor will lack nothing,
   but those who close their eyes to them receive many curses.

 28 When the wicked rise to power, people go into hiding;
   but when the wicked perish, the righteous thrive.

They tremble at my name...
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In apologize for the wonky formatting in that post. The copypasta carried over things from the site it was copy and pasted from. 

Also, things not addressed from my previous posts due to the use of copypasta: 

1) Was Jesus referring to not passing judgement, in the myriad times that he referred to the not passing judgement in the Gospels, as a metaphor? Is earthly judgement just fine, only spiritual judgement is off the table? This is what you implied earlier. 

2) Why is John 8 and the story of the adulterer supposedly about violence now? Are you suggesting that judgement and condemnation is fine as long as nobody gets hurt doing it? 

3) Do you see the irony in posting a story from the bible where Jesus tells angry folks not to judge and condemn an adulterer in a thread where you've said things like: 

Originally posted by FreeEnterprise FreeEnterprise wrote:

HE HAS NO MORAL CHARACTER.
 
He is CORRUPT. 
 



Edited by agentwhale007 - 09 June 2011 at 4:42pm
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Originally posted by FreeEnterprise FreeEnterprise wrote:

Clearly you don't understand what I am saying,

 

I understand what you are saying. I'm inquiring as to the ends of those opinions you are presenting, as they have no biblical basis. 

Originally posted by FreeEnterprise FreeEnterprise wrote:

so I will post what someone else has said on the subject as maybe they can be more effective communicating what I meant.
 

The thing you posted does not exactly help your previously presented opinion. 

 
Quote  Our responsibility is to grow in character, not point out faults in others unless it is done through the relationship of a mentor, and with the disposition of the Fruits of the Spirit.
 

I'm perplexed as to how the following: 

Originally posted by FreeEnterprise FreeEnterprise wrote:

HE HAS NO MORAL CHARACTER.
 
He is CORRUPT. 
 
Is either 1) Helping anyone grow in character, and 2) in the relationship structure of a mentor situation. 

Quote  He also is condemning the practice of verbally attacking others, which will only bring condemnation on us.

Again, I'm confused, as I'm wondering how it pertains to: 

Originally posted by FreeEnterprise FreeEnterprise wrote:

HE HAS NO MORAL CHARACTER.
 
He is CORRUPT. 



[quote]There are times when we are called to judge as we exercise church discipline.[/QUOTE]

I'm confused as to which church Anthony Weiner was leading? 


Edited by agentwhale007 - 09 June 2011 at 4:37pm
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