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    Posted: 18 June 2010 at 7:16am
With momma inbound, and the 'Seat Down' rule to be soon back in effect since three girls are now inbound. Is that now de facto permission to practice aim at a smaller target, and therefor no responsibility for aiming errors?
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Or you could just lift the lid, pee, then put it down when you're done...

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Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

Or you could just lift the lid, pee, then put it down when you're done...


WAY too much effort.
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The amount of times I remember to life the seat... Maybe 10 percent. Maybe. Usually I'll just toilet paper up the dribble. 
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If i leave the seat up, it means i DIDNT piss on it.
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Is it that difficult to aim into the toilet?
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Just pee in the tub, you cant miss
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I'm always annoyed when women demand the "seat"to be down, but the lid can be left up.

Pshhhh whatever. Either all of them will be down, or any combination of being left up will be tolerated.

But I have the most loving tolerant wife ever, so acquiescing to her minimal requirements is easy.

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Originally posted by Kayback Kayback wrote:

I'm always annoyed when women demand the "seat"to be down, but the lid can be left up.

Pshhhh whatever. Either all of them will be down, or any combination of being left up will be tolerated.

But I have the most loving tolerant wife ever, so acquiescing to her minimal requirements is easy.

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Originally posted by High Voltage High Voltage wrote:

Is it that difficult to aim into the toilet?
You obviously aren't challenging yourself enough.
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Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

Originally posted by High Voltage High Voltage wrote:

Is it that difficult to aim into the toilet?
You obviously aren't challenging yourself enough.  Personally, I find that using a smaller weapon increases the difficulty ten fold.



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When I was an RA in college, some of my residents had piss poor aim, and wouldn't ever clean up splatter.

I made posters with written instructions on how to properly use the can for #1.


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Originally posted by _sneaky_ _sneaky_ wrote:

Wait-you're supposed to stand when you pee?


Sorry Sneaky, couldn't resist.


I have to use the wipe technique, as I rarely ever remember to pick the lid up.


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I leave the lid up, they can put it down if they want it down.
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I pee in the sink. Roughly the same size target, but 2-1/2 feet closer. Rinse afterward with the faucet while washing your hands and all is well. 
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Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

When I was an RA in college, some of my residents had piss poor aim, and wouldn't ever clean up splatter. I made posters with written instructions on how to properly use the can for #1.


Unfortunately, this is still necessary. I don't know how some people get to college without figuring out how to pee. Don't even get me started on Thursday, Friday, or Saturday nights.
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Private bathroom in college ftw?
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Originally posted by Pariel Pariel wrote:

Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

When I was an RA in college, some of my residents had piss poor aim, and wouldn't ever clean up splatter. I made posters with written instructions on how to properly use the can for #1.


Unfortunately, this is still necessary. I don't know how some people get to college without figuring out how to pee. Don't even get me started on Thursday, Friday, or Saturday nights.


And it gets any better after college for most people?  I save myself the trouble.  I know I have terrible aim.  I just unload a #2 at the same time, forcing me to sit.
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Well I don't know how it works for other people, because I have no issue getting it into the toilet. Maybe I'm just advanced, I don't know.
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