Forum President Acceptance Speech

Mr President, I would like to appoint Old Soldier as my Forum Militia Sgt Major, GI Joe's Son, Eville, Snipa69,ThatGuitarGuy, Hers To You, and Brihard as my company commanders. 

oldpbnoob wrote: Mack wrote: oldpbnoob wrote: Mack wrote: oldpbnoob wrote: I'll throw my hat in for forum VP since I add little to the forums and often times have no clue what I am talking about. I also say things that are totally inappropriate on many occassions. I'll do my best to make you facepalm often for making me your second in command. While this is an outstanding resume' the position has, unfortunately, been filled.  However, I am still looking for a chief of immigration and the job is yours as long as you have no qualms about enforcing a strict "no mimes" policy. In typical forum fashion, as I did not get my way, I am going to decline your offer, take my ball and go home. So there Mr. Poopy Pants. Obviously, you are not a real forum member if this is how you take disagreement/disappointment.  The proper response is to call me names,* ignore my responses and argue against points I didn't actually make while supporting those arguments with links to sources that are either extremely biased or have nothing what-so-ever to do with the topic at hand.  It is also appropriate to stereotype me by accusing me of being a member of some group you disapprove of.  Since you did none of the above I can only assume that you have done away with the real oldpbnoob who was an outstanding forumer and are in actuality an impostor/infiltrator.  Your inability to think outside your invisible box and accept a job (for the good of the forum) other than the specific one you wanted leads me toI suspect you are a mime and you will be dealt with accordingly. *You did get that part right.   See? You've fallen into my trap of showing you exactly how inept and incapable I am, thus proving once again my superior attributes for the position.   Also, since the time that I was a young boy that broke his arm playing Hacky Sack and had my arm healed miraculously by a Mime, I am incapable of discriminating against them. If you had been there, you would know the true love of Mimes and that they are the guiding force in our troubled world.

As Minister of the Forum Secret Service, I must request you to stop speaking for mimes and comply with the President's truthful wishes in non-support of them.  Non-compliance will result in a full 4 weeks of having to watch a single Rachel Ray cooking show on repeat, with no stoppages.  Penalty can be lengthened or altered based on your ability to denounce mimes and anything associated.

Non-improvement at the end of your term will result in an additional two weeks of listening to Limp Bizket continually, or until your mental illness improves.


Additionally, I would like to request that a position be made for Minister of Forum Grammar Nazism.

I can be forum fool?

I'm told that I fail alot...



EDIT: Although I need to come up with a better name than that. How about Minister of Failure?


Edited by Rofl_Mao - 04 June 2010 at 2:56pm

agentwhale007 wrote: Rofl_Mao wrote:   EDIT: Although I need to come up with a better name than that. How about Minister of Failure? Court Jester.

I think Johnny Hopper was nominated for that position.

agentwhale007 wrote: Rofl_Mao wrote:   EDIT: Although I need to come up with a better name than that. How about Minister of Failure? Court Jester.

Better yet, we give Mr. Clingy something more appropriate.


Minister of Mucilaginy?

Secretary of Insecurity?

Department of Cheating Girlfriend Denial?

Mack wrote: Benjichang wrote: Reb Cpl wrote: I hereby nominate tallen for position of 'zombie defense coordinator' Seconded. Shorty needs to be Advisor to the Department of Zombie Defense. Consider it done.  (As long as we redefine zombie to include anyone who mindlessly spouts political rhetoric from the left/right and supports it by linking to obviously biased sources.)

Uhm, there's one little problem here Mr. President. That means I'll have to take one of your press secretary candidates out back of the woodshed if you catch my drift....

I thought about doing something today as forum VP, but then I decided that it wouldn't be appropriate for me to actually do something of value.

usafpilot07 wrote: __sneaky__ wrote: I thought about doing something today as forum VP, but then I decided that it wouldn't be appropriate for me to actually do something of value. YOU'RE NOT AUTHORIZED TO MAKE DECISIONS.

You're only supposed to be good for gaffes.

I think that people should put their forum positions in their signatures, that way people will know what office they hold.

Tallen should also double as Minister of Nuclear Control