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    Posted: 22 May 2010 at 4:49pm
When one is working on one's paintball marker first thing in the morning and is checking paint size in regards to barrel interior diameter there is a potential for the paint to get stuck in the barrel.  One way to remove such paint is to blow it through the barrel.  When one is doing so they should pay particular attention to where the other end of the barrel is pointing . . . especially if one is only wearing a thin pair of boxers*.



(Fortunately the experience was more startling than painful.)








*Some of you are now cursed with having to spend the rest of the day with a mental image of Mack clad only in boxers.  Bwa ha ha ha!
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I chuckled out loud.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2010 at 9:14pm
You'd have chuckled more if I had a recording of the sound effects related to the incident.


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Ruined another pair of lace panties again I see.
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Now imagine if you had external genitalia.
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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Now imagine if you had external genitalia.


I lol'd.
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Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Now imagine if you had external genitalia.


I lol'd.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Eville Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2010 at 11:54pm
Originally posted by ammolord ammolord wrote:

Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Now imagine if you had external genitalia.


I lol'd.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 May 2010 at 12:20am
Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

Originally posted by ammolord ammolord wrote:

Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Now imagine if you had external genitalia.


I lol'd.

So did I.  (It falls into the "wrong and I should be pissed but just awful damn funny" category.)

Originally posted by DaveEllis DaveEllis wrote:

Ruined another pair of lace panties again I see.


They weren't lace . . .  they were edible chocolate fishnet with lemon icing . . . oh wait . . . that's odd . . . the package says "white peppermint ice flavor."


Edited by Mack - 23 May 2010 at 12:23am
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Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Now imagine if you had external genitalia.


I lol'd.
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Originally posted by ammolord ammolord wrote:

Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Now imagine if you had external genitalia.
I lol'd.


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Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

Originally posted by ammolord ammolord wrote:

Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Now imagine if you had external genitalia.
I lol'd.

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Now imagine if you had external genitalia.
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Now imagine if you had external genitalia.
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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Now imagine if you had external genitalia.
I lol'd.



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