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scotchyscotch 
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 Topic: Address tae a haggisPosted: 24 January 2010 at 8:24pm |
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Some hae meat and canna eat,
and some wad eat that want it, but we hae meat and we can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit. ************************* Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin-race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o' a grace As lang's my arm. The groaning trencher there ye fill, Your hurdies like a distant hill, Your pin wad help to mend a mill In time o' need, While thro' your pores the dews distil Like amber bead. His knife see rustic Labour dight, An' cut you up wi' ready sleight, Trenching your gushing entrails bright, Like ony ditch; And then, O what a glorious sight, Warm-reekin, rich! Then, horn for horn, they stretch an' strive: Deil tak the hindmost! on they drive, Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve, Are bent lyke drums; Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive, "Bethankit!" 'hums. Is there that owre his French ragout Or olio that wad staw a sow, Or fricassee wad mak her spew Wi' perfect sconner, Looks down wi' sneering, scornfu' view On sic a dinner? Poor devil! see him ower his trash, As feckless as a wither'd rash, His spindle shank, a guid whip-lash, His nieve a nit; Thro' bloody flood or field to dash, O how unfit! But mark the Rustic, haggis fed, The trembling earth resounds his tread. Clap in his walie nieve a blade, He'll mak it whissle; An' legs an' arms, an' heads will sned, Like taps o' thrissle. Ye Pow'rs wha mak mankind your care, And dish them out their bill o' fare, Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware That jaups in luggies; But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis! |
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Big Jock Knew
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Impulse.
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Posted: 24 January 2010 at 8:25pm |
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Drunk again?
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choopie911
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Posted: 24 January 2010 at 8:27pm |
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SSOK
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Posted: 24 January 2010 at 8:31pm |
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IBTL
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__sneaky__
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Posted: 24 January 2010 at 8:47pm |
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So confused
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"I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl
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ThatGuitarGuy
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Posted: 24 January 2010 at 8:49pm |
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I like the ceremony of the haggis, where the angry looking Scotsman pulls out a big knife and cuts open the haggis and the innards go everywhere. It was awesome.
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Skillet: I've never been terribly fond of the look of a vagina
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Mack
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Posted: 24 January 2010 at 8:54pm |
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It's a tad odd, but that's no reason to loch it. All Scottish poetry is a tad odd.
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stratoaxe
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Posted: 24 January 2010 at 9:01pm |
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Being Scotch and Irish, I guess I should know this stuff a little better. My uncle is majorly into the Scottish culture.
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WGP guy2
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Posted: 24 January 2010 at 9:25pm |
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Burns Suppers are annoying. They pay well though.
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jmac3
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Posted: 24 January 2010 at 9:27pm |
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Lay me doon in the caul caul groon
Whaur afore monie mair huv gaun Lay me doon in the caul caul groon Whaur afore monie mair huv gaun When they come a wull staun ma groon Staun ma groon al nae be afraid Thoughts awe hame tak awa ma fear Sweat an bluid hide ma veil awe tears Ains a year say a prayer faur me Close yir een an remember me Nair mair shall a see the sun For a fell tae a Germans gun Lay me doon in the caul caul groon Whaur afore monie mair huv gaun Lay me doon in the caul caul groon Whaur afore monie mair huv gaun Whaur afore monie mair huv gaun English Translation Lay me down in the cold cold ground Where before many more have gone Lay me down in the cold cold ground Where before many more have gone When they come I will stand my ground Stand my ground I'll not be afraid Thoughts of home take away my fear Sweat and blood hide my veil of tears Once a year say a prayer for me Close your eyes and remember me Never more shall I see the sun For I fell to a Germans gun Lay me down in the cold cold ground Where before many more have gone Lay me down in the cold cold ground Where before many more have gone Where before many more have gone In memory of Sgt. Charles Stuart MacKenzie Seaforth Highlanders Who along with many others gave up his life So that we can live free We will remember them |
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Que pasa?
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TinMan
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Posted: 24 January 2010 at 9:30pm |
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Mine were all fund raisers for our band. Fun all the same.
Edit* added quote as Jmac posted
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__sneaky__
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Posted: 24 January 2010 at 9:50pm |
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"I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl
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WGP guy2
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Posted: 24 January 2010 at 10:38pm |
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Wait...who do you play for? |
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sinisterNorth
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Posted: 24 January 2010 at 11:11pm |
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Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good.
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Destruction
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rofl |
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u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted
Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
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__sneaky__
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Posted: 25 January 2010 at 2:02am |
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