christmas card ideas... with a prize.

So, this year me and the lady friend want to do a picture christmas card for close friends and some family.  It is to be taken as a complete joke and we want to do something rather silly, but still family friendly.  I'm coming up blank, so I turn to you guys.  I know some of you can come up with something that will make everyone, even my grandma, laugh. 

so, lets hear the ideas.  keep in mind i am in milwaukee and will use anything in the city as a setting.  The bronze fonze statue we have is awfully tempting with the caption m-aaayyyee-rry Christmas. 

that's all I could come up with.

If you come up with the idea that we use, I will send you one.  that's the prize.


ready... go!


Edited by procarbinefreak - 01 December 2009 at 2:09am

"Our love for you is like diarrhea. We just can't hold it in!" You could incorporate that quote into some type of hilarious visual high jinks. For example, you and your lady friend can be standing in front of a fireplace/Christmas tree, wearing outrageous sweaters, having your arm around one another with the other arm out. Of course a large smile on both of your faces. On the other hand, love does not have much to do with Christmas.

TinMan wrote: You and her in a nice pic. Her holding a baby outfit, you holding a pregnancy test.   Fake wedding picture they weren't at.

I'm going to state for the record that this is a bad idea.

Star Wars theme, she is dressed up like princess Leia in the slave girl outift and you as a Jedi.

^^that pict while holding a poodle painted/dyed pink, with Happy Holidays printed in big letters!

choopie911 wrote: Do a multiplicity, of the two of you as a whole family, playing the different roles; Mom, dad, son, daughter, baby. Go hit a Value Village and buy some cheap ugly christmas sweaters and smile super cheesy, maybe add a fireplace background. You get the idea I'm sure.

That or borrow some kids from a friend so your family has no idea who they are. Just for lulz.

Choop's idea+Tinman's idea.