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    Posted: 04 November 2009 at 7:21am
Goes to India for enlisting bears as infantry.

Edited by Eville - 04 November 2009 at 10:14pm
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"You hear that Khalid? Bears. You've put the whole Jihad in danger"
"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 November 2009 at 9:47am
There was trouble bruin from the moment the militants entered the cave.  Smarter men would have pawsed to think about what they were doing.

Edited by Mack - 04 November 2009 at 9:57am
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Eville Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 November 2009 at 10:03am
India's constitution clearly has a right to bear arms clause.
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^^^Win
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Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

India's constitution clearly has a right to bear arms clause.

Srsly. Well played.
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Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

India's constitution clearly has a right to bear arms clause.



The meaning has been lost in translation. The true clause regards the "right to arm bears."
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote *Stealth* Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 November 2009 at 12:45pm
Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

India's constitution clearly has a right to bear arms clause.


Right to bear arms claws.


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^^^Stealth, with true class, rose to the occasion with that correction.

Edited Addition:*

I note however that Linus has so far been too weak to contribute to this thread.

Now all we need is for WGP to fly in here and help out.

*Because HV prefers this type of humor.


Edited by Mack - 04 November 2009 at 1:13pm
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That was quite a grizzly situation those militants got themselves into, im sure the bear was just trying to steal their pick-a-nick basket.
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^^^Yeah, even the militants that got away picked up some boo-boos.

Edited for phrasing/word choice.


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Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

^^^Stealth, with true class, rose to the occasion with that correction.

Edited Addition:*

I note however that Linus has so far been too weak to contribute to this thread.


Now all we need is for WGP to fly in here and help out.

*Because HV prefers this type of humor.


Glorious.
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How many puns can Mack make in one thread....let me count them. 
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Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

^^^Stealth, with true class, rose to the occasion with that correction.

Edited Addition:*

I note however that Linus has so far been too weak to contribute to this thread.


Now all we need is for WGP to fly in here and help out.

*Because HV prefers this type of humor.


Glorious.


I actually thought the first line was the best.

Originally posted by Uncle Rudder Uncle Rudder wrote:

How many puns can Mack make in one thread....let me count them. 


I can make quite a few . . . but you may count them for as long as you can bear it.

Stealth needs to note that Tolgak made a pun . . . I think it's the first I've ever seen from him.  It's a good thing Stealth is in this thread since that was a real Kodiak moment.


Edited by Mack - 04 November 2009 at 4:25pm
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This thread kinda made me smile.  Just bearly.  Dead
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It's revenge, they shot his paw
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No surprise the militants caved; things were looking black for them. They have no teeth left after last year's fighting, and consequently keep finding themselves in hairy situations. The insurgency in Kashmir has essentially been in hibernation for months now. It's getting increasingly difficult to bear the continued costs of fighting. They've been pelted with missiles and direct attacks for most of a year;iIt would be ursinine to keep fighting when the Inidian forces are punishing them so regularly.

Edited by brihard - 04 November 2009 at 5:40pm
"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

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Double post.

Edited by brihard - 04 November 2009 at 5:40pm
"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

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^^^Most impressive.

Edit:  (The puns, not the double-post.)


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For the record, this is the best thread in the history of threads.
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