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    Posted: 09 October 2009 at 2:29am
They're coming through the main door of the room you're currently in. They are present but very sparse in the street outside.

What do you do? What's your next hour?

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Die pretty quickly, eat some brains
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Gleefully go cap the ones here in the head, walk over to the safe and bust out the .22.

And actually wonder how they got into the house in the first place. I live in Africa. Things can't walk through the doors uninvited.

The security bars are able to withstand assault with power tools for ages, so zombies = no problem.

Get the woman to cover me while I make a fresh/canned food+ bottled water run to the shop across the street, and then to the gas station just behind it for the genny. Better to get it out the way while it's still there.

Sit back and laugh.

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Run down to the weapons lockup on campus, grab a couple rifles.

Secure family, friends, food ammo... fortify.

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Coming through the door this minute?

I make a break for the back room, herding the wife and kid in front of me and closing the two doors that are in between the front entrance and back room. 12ga and 30.06 are kept there with plenty of ammo. There is a window that leads to the roof in said room, I can defend us with the 12ga. until we're able to get out the window, then have the wife watch the window entrance with the shotgun while I take out the 'sparse' population of them in the street with the 30.06.

Cleaning out the ones in the street, we'll make our way back through the apartment and to my car (parked just across the street from the front door) where we'll take main highways at 75mph to my parents place in the country- also where there happens to be a larger store of ammunition and lower population, meaning a less serious infestation.


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Too late to sneak over to gun shops as daylight has already struck. Move all furniture in the dorm to barricade doors. Fire up some porn and masturbate furiously until death or rescue.

More realistic course of action:

Gather essential supplies: some food, water, flashlight, jacket, helmet and paintball vest (protection), camera (to document event), laptop (if infrastructure is still running for a while I want to be able to use it for as long as possible), money for bribes, knife, and phone.

Contact parents, if response, goal is Boca Raton, if not, some podunk town with a low population.

Run over to flight line (less than 100 yds from dorm). Rent a plane and fly to goal. If the panic has already started, steal plane instead.


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Pick up fully loaded Kimber Tatical custom II that is 1 ft from my right hand.  Shoot zombies, If I run outta ammo...pick up G/F's Glock G27 that is also fully loaded sitting 2 1/2 ft. from right hand and shoot remaining zombies.  Walk across hallway into bedroom 20 FT from first seated.  pick up Rem 870 "fully loaded"  as G/F is getting the Beretta 92 from head board of bed.  Load up both AR15's and grab my PS90.  Get ammo from basement.    G/F and I deal with zombies in street.  load food, water, medical supplies, and toilet paper into truck and have G/f drive to PD and I stand out of sun roof shooting zombies.  Get to PD and hook up with friends that also have zombie plans.  Kinda long....But it works. 
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If I'm in school grab some type of melee object, try to get to the parking lot, get in the car, call all family members, go home grab the 12 gauge, .300, SKS, and ammo, and try to find everybody who ISN'T a zombie.
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If he's coming through the door there's no way I'm going to be able to unlock the gun cabinet, so the first one is getting stabbed in the eye with a ski-pole and clubbed with an ammo can, if I can barricade this room, i'll grab the SKS, if not I'll use the ironing board as a shield and ski-pole as  a lance and retreat to the bathroom, where I can barricade and clear out my room and retrieve a frag vest, don some heavy clothing with long sleeves, and grab the shotty. Clear the house, barricade, and shoot any zombies in the immediate area(corpses for barricades), then pack up supplies and attempt to contact survivors. 
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I'm freaking screwed if Zombies hit right now. I'm in a  reading room with nothing but wooden furniture and a mac. I  suppose I could make the zombie try and chase me around the giant table in the middle of the room, and bolt out the one door leading to the hallway. 

But after that I'd either have to deal with a sparse population that has grown significantly (center of college campus next to the largest dorm on campus, and there are always a bunch of people right outside) or a mass panic preventing me from doing anything but running. 

In the off chance that the Zack population hasn't grown significantly, and assuming these aren't rage-virus or fast moving zombies, I think I would do well to go to the athletic complex right across the street, grab a weight bar/baseball bat/golf club, and go to town on some zombie wig-splitting. 

If they are fast moving zombies, I'm screwed to begin with, so I figure I would allow myself to get infected, go to the medical center and put myself into a drug-induced coma, and sleep through the transformation. 

After I got done with the head-bashing, I'd call my family to see  how things are in Houston. If bad enough here or there, arrange for us to meet in one of the podunk towns in between with a population of (literally) 346. 

From there, who knows. 
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I'm at work in the hospital, so this is pretty much zombie central. I guess I'd run to my truck (assuming they haven't crowded the parking lot) keep my Glock close and drive to my parents place in the country for some good old fashioned hold up and wait.
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Great.  I'm in the loft of my house.  Two ways to main level are the stairs which I'm sure is the route they're taking to get to me.  The other is going over the rail onto the beams that cross over my family room.  Only handy weapons are two of my big powerlifting trophies.  One will make a dandy club.  Depending on how mobile and coordinated the particular undead are, I'll take my chances and fight my way down the stairs to the main level for a set of keys hanging near the kitchen.  Will have to double back towards and past the stairs that I just came down in the first place and go to the basement.  There I have my Remington 870, SKS and my Glock 23.  Chances are, I won't have the time to unsecure and load one of the weapons in time to save myself, but for the sake of the argument, I'll continue.
 
I have 1200 rds of hollow point 7.62X39 ammo for the rifle so that will be my primary weapon.  If it's a given I can get all three weapons loaded, I'll use the shotgun to clear a path back upstairs and try to secure the house.  After the house is secured get the weapons loaded into the car and head for my wife's office to grab her and the baby then procede to get my stepson from school.  I'll then head for my brother-in-law and father-in-law's houses as they have more weapons and ammo I should be able to secure.  I'd like to try and make a run for my parent's house 50 miles away, but I don't know if that would be feasible.  Closest National Guard armory is close to where my parents live, but I'm sure they'll have everything barricaded by the time I got down there.  Only thing that stands to reason is to head for less populated areas.  Less people means less zombies.  Find a place we can hole up in with whatever food we can scavenge and ride things out until the military can organize a response.
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If they're coming through my door, I hope they go for my roommate first.  It's only like 5 feet away.

I'll kill them with the banana and half eaten bagel next to my mouse.
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I love you bri.

 

We are going to need some better specifics about the zombies in question, do they run? Are they the mindless undead kind? Or the virus infected variant? How sparse is the presence in the surrounding area?

 

But, basing this off of my normal ideas of zombies... Turn around and run out the backdoor of the library. Make my way out to the parking lot and get in my camaro. Assuming the virus started here on campus and hasnít spread out yet; I'd stop and stock up on fuel. Then drive out to my grandpa's house.

 

I'd send a mass text to all my cell phone contacts to see who is alive, and for everyone remaining, set a meeting point and requesting them to bring absolutely any supplies they have available. My grandpa has got enough guns, ammo, and munitions loading equipment and canned foods to keep us pretty stocked up (he hates going to the store), along with the fact that he lives in a very rural area, so we would have time to stockpile. Load every bit of food and weaponry into the vehicles, and get the hell out of dodge, driving west into KS, its COMPLETELY flat, so we could see anything coming for miles and miles, and pretty much find a secluded house, fortify and hold up there. When food runs low, use the SUV's in the group for supply missions. 1 driver, 3 gunners per SUV. Siphon gas out of less useful vehicles when needed; I'd problem use my car to scout out areas, itís fast and gets good mileage.

EDIT: Thriller FTW.

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Since I just so happen to be packing to go deer and grouse hunting this one is pretty easy for me. Load my 12 gauge with pheasant rounds and blast him a few times. Or...shoot him with an arrow in the face. Either or will work.

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Originally posted by Dunbar Dunbar wrote:

If I'm in school grab some type of melee object, try to get to the parking lot, get in the car, call all family members, go home grab the 12 gauge, .300, SKS, and ammo, and try to find everybody who ISN'T a zombie.


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Escape through my window and try to get a bicycle and make my way up north in hopes zombies freeze only to get eaten alive as I live in a congested area where zombies would spread fast
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