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Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

Originally posted by GI JOES SON GI JOES SON wrote:


Originally posted by jerseypaint jerseypaint wrote:

I'm pretty sure he's retarded.

or home schooled
What a redundant statement.


HA

I laughed when he said PWNAGE! and OH POO
Que pasa?


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Originally posted by GI JOES SON GI JOES SON wrote:

Originally posted by jerseypaint jerseypaint wrote:

I'm pretty sure he's retarded.



or home schooled



wait... could he be the son of FE?????
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With those mad BBall skills, fancy footwork, and devastating looks, he must really pull down the poon.  Maybe he should write a book on women skills.
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^^^ He could get Stealth to coauthor it.




I guess I could write the chapter on meeting psycho-chicks since that was my are of expertise for quite a few years.
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Originally posted by Mack I guess I could write the chapter on meeting psycho-chicks since that was my are of expertise for quite a few years.<BR>[/QUOTE Mack I guess I could write the chapter on meeting psycho-chicks since that was my are of expertise for quite a few years.
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We have all been there.  Were any of yours so bad they pulled out a shoe box full of meds from under their bed? Meds li
We have all been there.  Were any of yours so bad they pulled out a shoe box full of meds from under their bed? Meds like Xanax, Prozac, etc... 
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How the hell did that just happen?^^^
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^^^Ending one of my relationships involved having a detective from the local PD meet with her to explain the laws/penalties related to stalking.
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I have soooooo been there.^^^^
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Apparently, I have never been interesting enough to stalk.
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Originally posted by oldpbnoob oldpbnoob wrote:

Apparently, I have never been interesting enough to stalk.

wish i could say that.........
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Originally posted by ammolord ammolord wrote:

Originally posted by oldpbnoob oldpbnoob wrote:

Apparently, I have never been interesting enough to stalk.

wish i could say that.........


Tell your Uncle that you're getting ready to turn 14 and he won't be interested anymore.
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Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

Originally posted by ammolord ammolord wrote:

Originally posted by oldpbnoob oldpbnoob wrote:

Apparently, I have never been interesting enough to stalk.

wish i could say that.........


Tell your Uncle that you're getting ready to turn 14 and he won't be interested anymore.
 
LOL
 
na, i have an ex who followed me around for 6 months. she stopped (i think) bout a month ago.


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I've never had a full on stalker but it was just as annoying.

I met some bird at a party at his house. One of these fire breathin' whores type (not really a looker). I'm drunk all the good poon had gone home so I wasn't caring. met her a couple of times after that and the signs she was a bit bonkers were starting to show. it turned into those "If I'm drunk and she's there it's a given" type situations. All good if you ask me. Then the phone calls started so I kinda tried to avoid at all costs though I think she thought we were somekind of item.

 And she was best pals with a girl one of my buddys was ridin'. So he thought it was hilarious to get the both of them out drive about then phone me. Fair enough, I like a good chat but he would then start saying.
"Oh aye mate, She's here"
"Oh I don't know ill ask her"
"Morag, Do you fancy going round to Ritchie's?"

Thewhole time Im threatening his life and mother if she was to turn up at my house.
Then low and behold! He turns up stops the car throws her out and hes away without a word. I'm stuck with this nut for a couple of hours. And shes always pissed off and crazy cuz I havent been talking to her. But then gobble gobble gobble and He's off the hook.


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Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

I've never had a full on stalker but it was just as annoying.I met some bird at a party at his house. One of these fire breathin' whores type (not really a looker). I'm drunk all the good poon had gone home so I wasn't caring. met her a couple of times after that and the signs she was a bit bonkers were starting to show. it turned into those "If I'm drunk and she's there it's a given" type situations. All good if you ask me. Then the phone calls started so I kinda tried to avoid at all costs though I think she thought we were somekind of item. And she was best pals with a girl one of my buddys was ridin'. So he thought it was hilarious to get the both of them out drive about then phone me. Fair enough I like a good chat but he would then start saying."Oh aye mate, She's here""Oh I don't know ill ask her""Morag, Do you fancy going round to Ritchie's?" Thewhole time Im threatening his life and mother if she was to turn up. The low and behold he turns up stops the car throws her out and hes off without a word for a session. I'm stuck with this nut for a couple of hours. And shes always pissed off and crazy cuz I havent been talking to her. But then gobble gobble gobble and He's off the hook.

I have no clue what you said but that made me laugh.
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Originally posted by Glassjaw Glassjaw wrote:

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Originally posted by jerseypaint jerseypaint wrote:

Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

I've never had a full on stalker but it was just as annoying.I met some bird at a party at his house. One of these fire breathin' whores type (not really a looker). I'm drunk all the good poon had gone home so I wasn't caring. met her a couple of times after that and the signs she was a bit bonkers were starting to show. it turned into those "If I'm drunk and she's there it's a given" type situations. All good if you ask me. Then the phone calls started so I kinda tried to avoid at all costs though I think she thought we were somekind of item. And she was best pals with a girl one of my buddys was ridin'. So he thought it was hilarious to get the both of them out drive about then phone me. Fair enough I like a good chat but he would then start saying."Oh aye mate, She's here""Oh I don't know ill ask her""Morag, Do you fancy going round to Ritchie's?" Thewhole time Im threatening his life and mother if she was to turn up. The low and behold he turns up stops the car throws her out and hes off without a word for a session. I'm stuck with this nut for a couple of hours. And shes always pissed off and crazy cuz I havent been talking to her. But then gobble gobble gobble and He's off the hook.

I have no clue what you said but that made me laugh.


This.

I made an assumption about what he said though, and that also made me laugh.
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Originally posted by jmac3 jmac3 wrote:

Originally posted by jerseypaint jerseypaint wrote:

Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

I've never had a full on stalker but it was just as annoying.I met some bird at a party at his house. One of these fire breathin' whores type (not really a looker). I'm drunk all the good poon had gone home so I wasn't caring. met her a couple of times after that and the signs she was a bit bonkers were starting to show. it turned into those "If I'm drunk and she's there it's a given" type situations. All good if you ask me. Then the phone calls started so I kinda tried to avoid at all costs though I think she thought we were somekind of item. And she was best pals with a girl one of my buddys was ridin'. So he thought it was hilarious to get the both of them out drive about then phone me. Fair enough I like a good chat but he would then start saying."Oh aye mate, She's here""Oh I don't know ill ask her""Morag, Do you fancy going round to Ritchie's?" Thewhole time Im threatening his life and mother if she was to turn up. The low and behold he turns up stops the car throws her out and hes off without a word for a session. I'm stuck with this nut for a couple of hours. And shes always pissed off and crazy cuz I havent been talking to her. But then gobble gobble gobble and He's off the hook.

I have no clue what you said but that made me laugh.


This.

I made an assumption about what he said though, and that also made me laugh.
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When the kids at his school find him, he will be hazed.
 
I think this kid is the next Columbine.
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Scotchy, who gobbled who?
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