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    Posted: 02 May 2009 at 3:06am
......before we had a black president.

Well, 100 days into the presidency...

















SWINE FLU!!!!



/pathetic attempt at joke

Continue with your lives.


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I'm sad to say that made my laugh. Not ROTFL, just a little lol.

And i can't believe it has been so long into Swine Flu and this is the first pigs flying joke I've seen.

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I am pretty sure FE did it already, but I may be wrong.
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Joke is so old already...
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Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

Joke is so old already...

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

Joke is so old already...


Not until you've heard it.


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OMG 1 out of every 11,000,000,000 people are infected!  Run for your lives!
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Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

OMG 1 out of every 11,000,000,000 people are infected!  Run for your lives!
 
Excuse me, clearly Swine Flu is just a covername for this virus, which is really an early for of the T-virus. The only real choice of action is to hunt down everyone with Swine Flu and go Resident Evil on em. It;s the only way to save humanity.
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ah, this was a virul text message joke the last time I heard it. Didn't really laugh then, didn't really laugh now.†
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i heard this yesterday
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I got it in a text last week sometime. I laughed...a little.
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i thought it was kind of funny
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Originally posted by Kayback Kayback wrote:

And i can't believe it has been so long into Swine Flu and this is the first pigs flying joke I've seen.

KBK


DeTrevni and I teamed up on a swine flew joke the other day in this thread.
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WTH is up with the naked dude on the roof?

i loled at the joke
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am i the only one who thinks this joke is dumb and makes no sense at all?  
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The delivery of the joke is flawed.

It should be:

So I used to always say that we would have a black president when pigs fly. Now, 100 days into the Obama presidency we find out that swine flu.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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wow. somehow i didnt make the flew-flu connection.  this joke isnt as bad as i thought.  still not good, but at least it makes sense.
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Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

wow. somehow i didnt make the flew-flu connection.  this joke isnt as bad as i thought.  still not good, but at least it makes sense.


Now THIS is funny. LOL


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