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9:06am. 9 lbs, 2.2 oz. Little Jack came all blue and wrinkly into this world. Pics to follow as soon as some of the crazy dies down. Mother is doing well, daddy is a basket case. I've never seen anything to awesomely beautiful in all my life. I can't describe it. There ARE no words to.  


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Nice.  Congrats on the kid, healthy weight.
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congrats on the healthy birth, good luck!
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how will you be preparing the placenta?
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Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

how will you be preparing the placenta?
Overeasy. People are giving me looks for lawwwling.
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Nice weight! Congrats Reb! Now, are you going to go with the powder-blue "youth" model AR-15? Or classic black?
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Congrats on the crotch fruit.
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how will you be preparing the placenta?
I loled

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Don't forget to get one of these!



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote FreeEnterprise Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 April 2009 at 11:15am
Cool!
 
Man, I will never forget the birth of my kids... Until you experience it, no one can explain it...
 
I made each one some very serious promises.
 
Definitely life changing. For God to create life that is so perfect, and give you the trust to take care of him, truly a gift from God.
 
 
Well, no sleep for you for the next six months... Here are a few tips.
 
 
SCHEDULE!
 
Learning to schedule your kid will save you in life, every day try to keep them to the same schedule, naps at the same time, bedtime at the same time, and build rituals that you follow, the kids will keep doing them as they grow up. I tell my kids bedtime, and they do everything they need to, brush teeth, put on jammies, clean up their rooms, ect.
 
Also, learn the trick of Cheerio's. Keep a container of cheerios in your baby bag, when you need the child to be quiet (in church, ect) give them one at a time, but put it in your hand so they have to open your fingers to get them... Keeps them occupied for hours up to about 5 years old!
 
Jack is a cool name. 24 is one of my favorite shows.
 
 
They tremble at my name...
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Congrats, Reb.
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Thanks all. The Mrs. is doing very well. The nurses were all amazed at how fast she went through the process for it being her first child. She hit fully dilated and gave birth within an hour.

To answer a few questions:

Placenta will be lightly pan fried with mushrooms and onions with a bit of garlic thrown in for good measure.

Classic black for the AR.

I DID cut the cord, I couldn't not when it was offered. I consider my life changed, completely. Now all I have to do is not drop him when I pick him up or forget where I put him when I put him down. I promise pics soon. I need lunch and a nap first.

Again, thank you all for the well wishes. It's really rather odd how so many people whom I've never met can help make a great day better with warm thoughts.

If I seem a little mushy....well...I am. Suck it.




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Congrats Reb. 
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Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

Now all I have to do is not drop him when I pick him up or forget where I put him when I put him down.


i just imagined you checking under the couch cushions for your son. 

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Congrats man!  That's awesome!

Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:


If I seem a little mushy....well...I am. Suck it.


Haha, I think that's your right for a while.

Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

Now all I have to do is not drop him when I pick him up or forget where I put him when I put him down.


i just imagined you checking under the couch cushions for your son. 

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I had pictured him somewhere under a stack of newpapers, and Reb wildly throwing them around the room.
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Teach him to bring you beer from the fridge.
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Nice one mate.

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So great to see things went smoothly. Congratulations again to you and your family. Enjoy it, and I hope your boy is a happy one.
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Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

I can't describe it. There ARE no words to. †

The word you're looking for to describe the kid is 'black'.

LOL


But no, congratulations, man! Is the world twice as terrifying now?
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