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Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Why do the guys of this forum fail SO hard at women? Seriously, why?


Speak for yourself there bub. Reb, me, Whale, Andy, Shorty, EE, we're all fine when it comes to women. I guess by default you could count Sporx in the group of people on this forum who don't fail at women.
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Originally posted by Yomillio Yomillio wrote:

Tap all, date none.
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Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

I guess by default you could count Sporx in the group of people on this forum who don't fail at women.
Shoot, I get women all the time.

Anyways, how old are you Zata? I'd say if you are about oh... 25+ and hold a steady job and feel like you really like the mom AND feel like you could take a on kid... do it.

Never run back to exes. NEVER! When a girl breaks up with you, she did it for a reason and when she says that she misses you and wants you back, don't give in. That's her way of getting you under her thumb and getting what she wants (usually unfinished business) and it's not gonna be the same for you. Trust me, I've done it. Only pansies fall for it.

For the chick that you guys have liked back in forth for awhile seems cool. HOWEVER! Girls like that either don't know what they want and just throw you for an emotional loop, or she may have liked you for a long time [secretly] and just gave up on you. Then you can't really regain those feeling back, once you move on.

I say, there's more chicks out there. If you're just looking for someone to hang with, go out and find that. If you're looking for a strong relationship... you can't find it because it just has to happen.

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Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Why do the guys of this forum fail SO hard at women? Seriously, why?


Speak for yourself there bub. Reb, me, Whale, Andy, Shorty, EE, we're all fine when it comes to women. I guess by default you could count Sporx in the group of people on this forum who don't fail at women.


Well duh, I know that some of us don't fail at women, heck I live with mine. However....we have Panda Man and stealth.
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Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:


Never run back to exes. NEVER! When a girl breaks up with you, she did it for a reason and when she says that she misses you and wants you back, don't give in. That's her way of getting you under her thumb and getting what she wants (usually unfinished business) and it's not gonna be the same for you. Trust me, I've done it. Only pansies fall for it.


This.

And Sporx, here I thought you were a nice girl but you turn out to be a manipulative minx!

All kidding aside, my advice is don't go for any of them and enjoy the single life for a bit.

Ex: what sporx said
Friend: You'll wind up hurt or she will
MILF: Emotionally screwed from a divorce. Kid will take precedence to the relationship. She's looking to go have some fun after the divorce and you don't want to be Mr. Rebound, also that image will be bad for the kid. Trust me, been there done that.
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^ i am nice! but he got what he deserved.
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Gah women suck. And I admit I phail at relationships, but I guess you fail to succeed...

To my defense, I'm a damn good boyfriend...I just pick girls whose cupsize and grade average are about the same.

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Originally posted by stratoaxe stratoaxe wrote:

Gah women suck. And I admit I phail at relationships, but I guess you fail to succeed...

To my defense, I'm a damn good boyfriend...I just pick girls whose cupsize and grade average are about the same.
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I heard that was a GMILF.**The "G" stands for "Grand."
You guys and your crazy, made up stories.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:


And Sporx, here I thought you were a nice girl but you turn out to be a manipulative minx! .


She's a woman, I thought that was by default?

NEVER run back to an ex, and go for other girls, that list basically sums up what NOT to look for in girls, or if worst comes to worst, you could always date that creepy old guy who lives next door.
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Originally posted by Yomillio Yomillio wrote:

MILF

Gotta try at least one in your life

 
I second that notion.
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  you could always date that creepy old guy who greets you at the door of Wal Mart.
 
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Tap all but B. Date none.
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I'm actually only 21.  Girls A and B are 19, and the milf is 26.  This is the first thread in a while where I have consistently laughed at every response.  Except for Sporx and her serious crap.  Just kidding though.
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Originally posted by Zata Zata wrote:

I'm actually only 21.† Girls A and B are 19, and the milf is 26.† This is the first thread in a while where I have consistently laughed at every response.† Except for Sporx and her serious crap.† Just kidding though.
i hate you.

anyways. with this little bit of information, you have to go with:

D. None of the above
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Give them nothing, but take from them everything.

Edit: Don;t know where the random 300 quotation came from, but I'm leaving it.

Edited by Destruction - 14 April 2009 at 4:04am
u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted

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4 way.  pull that off with picts and you are The Man.
Innocence proves nothing
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Stay away from the milf. It always ends up bad for you
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Originally posted by Zata Zata wrote:

I'm actually only 21.† Girls A and B are 19, and the milf is 26.† This is the first thread in a while where I have consistently laughed at every response.† Except for Sporx and her serious crap.† Just kidding though.

Most of us were actually being serious.

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Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

4 way.† pull that off with picts and you are The Man.


Nope, because Travis will come back with EIGHT GIRLS ON THE BEACH!
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Originally posted by carl_the_sniper carl_the_sniper wrote:

Most of us were actually being serious.



doesn't mean they can't still be funny
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