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    Posted: 11 January 2009 at 12:23am
I've just one-upped DeTrevni. I got a paper-cut on the fleshy, red part of my upper lip tonight. Hurts like a female dog!
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wth? licking an envelope or something?
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howd you manage that
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I'm guessing you were licking wedding invitations.....


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I told you I should have taken the Prince Albert out.
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What kind of magazine were you reading?
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i shot myself in the ring finger with my cocker
yesterday yes that was a dumbass move i know
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Originally posted by DaveEllis DaveEllis wrote:

I told you I should have taken the Prince Albert out.


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Noob.
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Seriously, I was doing paperwork in the office and had just printed out a bunch of new menu layouts to compare. I stacked them, and carried them over to my desk and as I was sitting down, the papers hit the desk at the right angle to make them stand up straight rather than bend, so the papers stayed at the same height and my face came down to meet them. Dumb move, I know. It still hurts like a female dog though.
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Yeah, you win. But that's hilarious, and the mental image of you face-planting a stack of paper is rather amusing as well.
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god, thats funny.

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That must hurt to make pretty much any facial expression.
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Well, after scabbing up over night, it doesn't hurt so much anymore. It just feels weird, like my upper lip is tight somehow.
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