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    Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:00am
and as your eyes pass over these words, all of the sudden your door splinters and comes crashing down and a ZOMBIE shambles in! What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO!!!!!!!
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Open the window, go down the scaffolding outside my room, grab a car, go to the local base, grab guns and fortify
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Grab my nearby knife, stab the zombie in the temple, then do what Carl said.

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Window is small but big enough to fit through. However it is a pain to open so my best bet would be to grab my softball bat and start swinging.
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BLAST HIM!!!!!!!!!!! with this.

Innocence proves nothing
FUAC!!!!!


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Throw a big blanket over it, then throw various heavy, blunt objects at it while LOLing...

 

you only said ONE zombie

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Run to the corner of my room, grab a golf club and swing away.

Hopefully it works. Then I would grab the whole bag of clubs, clothes, and whatever canned stuff I can find, and then go to the store and get guns.
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Originally posted by AoSpades AoSpades wrote:

Throw a big blanket over it, then throw various heavy, blunt objects at it while LOLing...


 


you only said ONE zombie



Indeed I did as this is only the beginning of the outbreak, but there WILL be more... oh yes... there will be more.....
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Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Originally posted by AoSpades AoSpades wrote:

Throw a big blanket over it, then throw various heavy, blunt objects at it while LOLing...


 


you only said ONE zombie

the zombie threat will always contain more....

Indeed I did as this is only the beginning of the outbreak, but there WILL be more... oh yes... there will be more.....

Innocence proves nothing
FUAC!!!!!


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Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Originally posted by AoSpades AoSpades wrote:

Throw a big blanket over it, then throw various heavy, blunt objects at it while LOLing...


 


you only said ONE zombie



Indeed I did as this is only the beginning of the outbreak, but there WILL be more... oh yes... there will be more.....

then I might as well get some LOLs b4 teh major outbreakage.

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If I'm in my office, there's no exit other than the one that Mr. Z. is wandering through at the moment. My only hope would be to throw some heavy equipment at him in the hopes of throwing him off guard and off balance enough for me to push past. I'd make my way through the building via the boiler room (no people in there) and out to the parking lot to my car. I'd call home and have the wife key into the gun and ammunition cabinets in preparation for what's to come, then drop an 'I told you so' for her laughing at my preparations for this day. 


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Originally posted by AoSpades AoSpades wrote:

Throw a big blanket over it, then throw various heavy, blunt objects at it while LOLing...

 

you only said ONE zombie



Made me think of Shaun of the Dead when they're in the backyard and I started laughing.
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Stare him down.

Oh yeah.  I'm that scary.

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Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Stare him down.

Oh yeah.  I'm that scary.



Send him down to Bud's office.


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(I'm sick with the annual plague right now)

I'd stare at it with a dripple of snot, puffy eyes and rumbling lungers and tell him:

"I got your infection right here pal, so beat it or you won't be able to taste the brains you love to bogart because the zicam makes everything taste like crap!"

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First, I reach two feet to my left. I had to lean backwards to take this photo.



With that, I'll fight my way the hundred feet or so to our armoured vehicles and hop in one through the top hatch. From there I've got
communications, weapons, ammunition, and transportation, and I could muster as many of my buddies as possible, and then go to wherever on base
would be most easily defensible. And then I rock out.
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Throw the 19" tv at him that's within arms reach of me, then tip over the dresser which will block the doorway. Then I'll reach in the closet and load up my twelve gauge, give him a blast to the head, grab the rest of my shells. After that head down to the kitchen with a backpack to grab nonperishable food items and probably a few knives.

After that in the car and off to the sporting good store to ammo up.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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OK, we all have an immediate plan, what then? I have a nice high defendable position with a 360 view with one way up that is easily retracted. With enough water, food and medical supplies for about 6 months for 5 people.
Innocence proves nothing
FUAC!!!!!


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Brihard's cheating...
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Wait for him to step on Evilkat then watch the fun while probably feeling a few pangs of sympathy for the zombie.

No worries about her being affected by the virus that creates these things; she's too mean.  (If she was affected, it would probably make her friendlier.)
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