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Originally posted by gh0st gh0st wrote:

Rape it.


necrofabulous...wouldn't that be like feeding a gremlin after midnight?
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Originally posted by gh0st gh0st wrote:

Rape it.

Take what action you can get I suppose.



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Pick up my scissors and stab the hell out of its head.
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Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

Originally posted by gh0st gh0st wrote:

Rape it.


necrofabulous...wouldn't that be like feeding a gremlin after midnight?
I think it would be more like getting one wet.


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Everyone knows it is to cold for zombies to function in kanaduh

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I would grab the nearest weapon which is a little 38special revolver pop a cap in his face, make my way to the back of the house for the Delta Elite, S&W .41, Savage 110 (for sniping) and a nice array of shotguns... then proceed to my neighbors house down the road for his small armory of everything from .22-.50  and about 1000rds of each. Then we both would commence to pick of our friend who has and even larger assortment of weapons and armor.... i have way too many connections

we could probably keep our neighborhood relatively under control by ourselves 
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we could probably keep our neighborhood relatively under control by ourselves 


That's what everyone thinks.

The mall is a good place they said.
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Originally posted by jmac3 jmac3 wrote:

Originally posted by ctchofday ctchofday wrote:


we could probably keep our neighborhood relatively under control by ourselves 


That's what everyone thinks.

The mall is a good place they said.

A mall is defendable.  a neighborhood/street sticking together can hold off a lot. Over turned cars for barricades.  Look at the Warsaw ghetto. they put a hurting on the Nazis.

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Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

Originally posted by jmac3 jmac3 wrote:

Originally posted by ctchofday ctchofday wrote:

we could probably keep our neighborhood relatively under control by ourselves 
That's what everyone thinks.The mall is a good place they said.


A mall is defendable.  a neighborhood/street sticking together can hold off a lot. Over turned cars for barricades.  Look at the Warsaw ghetto. they put a hurting on the Nazis.



They had real sewers and their homes weren't made out of particle board with vinyl siding. The germans wouldn't have needed sturmtigers for vinyl siding ;)
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First things first, id pee and/or poop myself in terror and disbelief.

THEN

Go to costco, close and seal those huge freaking doors, and radio until someone responds. Only bad part is costco doesn't sell guns/ammo. However my costco has a walmart just across the street, so I'd get a group of fit and brave looking people, and haul balls across the street, load up, and return. Just hold out. Theres quite a bit of stuff in costco. You'd be set for quite awhile.

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Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

Originally posted by jmac3 jmac3 wrote:

Originally posted by ctchofday ctchofday wrote:

we could probably keep our neighborhood relatively under control by ourselves 
That's what everyone thinks.The mall is a good place they said.


A mall is defendable.  a neighborhood/street sticking together can hold off a lot. Over turned cars for barricades.  Look at the Warsaw ghetto. they put a hurting on the Nazis.



They had real sewers and their homes weren't made out of particle board with vinyl siding. The germans wouldn't have needed sturmtigers for vinyl siding ;)

The Nazis used MK II's, III's and VI's.  QFT. We're fighting the Zacks here. 

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I'd rather fight a zombie than a nazi. At least zombies can shoot back.
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Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

Originally posted by jmac3 jmac3 wrote:

Originally posted by ctchofday ctchofday wrote:

we could probably keep our neighborhood relatively under control by ourselves 
That's what everyone thinks.The mall is a good place they said.


A mall is defendable.  a neighborhood/street sticking together can hold off a lot. Over turned cars for barricades.  Look at the Warsaw ghetto. they put a hurting on the Nazis.



They had real sewers and their homes weren't made out of particle board with vinyl siding. The germans wouldn't have needed sturmtigers for vinyl siding ;)

The Nazis used MK II's, III's and VI's.  QFT. We're fighting the Zacks here. 



ha yeah... zombies wont have anything that can obliterate a house.. but most of the houses back here are anywhere from 50%-90% brick on the outside... i think we'll be safe.

if a zombie comes through the brick walls on some of these houses, i'll hand myself over to him at that point
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Look up, realize its zombie tallen, and then force him to make me some food.
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 I have a screwdriver and a knife closest to me... would probabally grab one of those two, was thinking about hitting it with my tower but I would want to post about it after I was done..
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Turn around and run to my left a few feet, grab one of either shotguns, load
a shell in, give it a shot and immediately load in more shells hopefully it is
dead, head to my nearby gun store (about a mile from my house) loot it for
the m82a1 it has for sale, loot ammo and more rifles, barricade up my
house and hold off.
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Well, as I am currently at the office, there's no way Zack is getting through the door. Solid steel security door with 3" thick polycarbonate window fronted by a one-way glass so Zack can't see in. Furthermore, the boss is here and he's Metro PD, so he's packing.

As for home:


The toughest part would be the choice between .45ACP and 7.62x54R.

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Tight quarters, go for the .45.  That Nagant will be a bit of trouble in tight spots.  It's Yourthread and they are kicking in the door....THump, thump,thump....moooannnn....
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Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

Tight quarters, go for the .45.  That Nagant will be a bit of trouble in tight spots.  It's Yourthread and they are kicking in the door....THump, thump,thump....moooannnn....


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I'd probably chuck this solid metal baseball shaped trophy at its head, then grab my Ka-Bar knife and run it up through the bottom of z's head.
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