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She would win a good Ol' fashioned Marine Corps dog fight. 
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Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

She would win a good Ol' fashioned Marine Corps dog fight. 


I don't think a couple Marines and an AV-8B Harrier could take her down.
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Wow. I realize the OP on the link is just messing around, but someone actually DID marry that beast! I really have never gotten how someones wiring can get that screwed up so that they find something like that attractive. I mean...... REALLY? And worse to actually post pics of it on the internet for the world to see. Man, there is potential for a lifetime of work for some poor psychiatrist. Maybe he is working on a Section 8. Someone meantioned a bigfoot/chucacabra spawn, I was thinking more like a fat Urukai in a dress. Even if I was able to muster up the starch, I would be afraid she would chop my head off and sacrifice it to Saron afterwards. God!

It reminds me of some of the hookers you see on 'Cops". Dudes actually pay money for that? I would get infinitely more gratis from self service.

And where are this guys friends? I mean... wow, would you really let your Bud, marry this pig? I think I would actually have to hobble any of my friends (heck even acquaintances) if they even look crosseyed at this freak when they were sober. Granted, I would let the obligatory beer goggles work, but the next day if he went to call her, he would definitely lose a hand if he reached for the phone. Uggh.



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how about snowspeeders and cables like in The Empre Strikes Back???
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Originally posted by oldpbnoob oldpbnoob wrote:

Wow. I realize the OP on the link is just messing around, but someone actually DID marry that beast! I really have never gotten how someones wiring can get that screwed up so that they find something like that attractive. I mean...... REALLY? And worse to actually post pics of it on the internet for the world to see. Man, there is potential for a lifetime of work for some poor psychiatrist. Maybe he is working on a Section 8. Someone meantioned a bigfoot/chucacabra spawn, I was thinking more like a fat Urukai in a dress. Even if I was able to muster up the starch, I would be afraid she would chop my head off and sacrifice it to Saron afterwards. God!

It reminds me of some of the hookers you see on 'Cops". Dudes actually pay money for that? I would get infinitely more gratis from self service.

And where are this guys friends? I mean... wow, would you really let your Bud, marry this pig? I think I would actually have to hobble any of my friends (heck even acquaintances) if they even look crosseyed at this freak when they were sober. Granted, I would let the obligatory beer goggles work, but the next day if he went to call her, he would definitely lose a hand if he reached for the phone. Uggh.

His friends were/are screaming drunks and encouraged him!

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I don't see why anyone cares.  Is she unattractive?  Yes, to most people I'm sure.  Am I marrying her?  No, so I don't worry about it.
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Originally posted by Zata Zata wrote:

I don't see why anyone cares.  Is she unattractive?  Yes, to most people I'm sure.  Am I marrying her?  No, so I don't worry about it.

who's worrying? we're poking fun at it.

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Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

Originally posted by Zata Zata wrote:

I don't see why anyone cares.  Is she unattractive?  Yes, to most people I'm sure.  Am I marrying her?  No, so I don't worry about it.

who's worrying? we're poking fun at it.



Why though?  What if that was one of your family members?  Would you still poke fun?
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Originally posted by Zata Zata wrote:

Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

Originally posted by Zata Zata wrote:

I don't see why anyone cares.  Is she unattractive?  Yes, to most people I'm sure.  Am I marrying her?  No, so I don't worry about it.

who's worrying? we're poking fun at it.



Why though?  What if that was one of your family members?  Would you still poke fun?

Most definately!!! especially if it were my brother! 

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Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

Originally posted by Zata Zata wrote:

Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

Originally posted by Zata Zata wrote:

I don't see why anyone cares.  Is she unattractive?  Yes, to most people I'm sure.  Am I marrying her?  No, so I don't worry about it.

who's worrying? we're poking fun at it.



Why though?  What if that was one of your family members?  Would you still poke fun?

Most definately!!! especially if it were my brother! 



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Originally posted by oldpbnoob oldpbnoob wrote:

Even if I was able to muster up the starch, I would be afraid she would chop my head off and sacrifice it to Saron afterwards.


You totally just spelled Sauron wrong.

Get off the interwebz.  NAO!
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Originally posted by ParielIsBack ParielIsBack wrote:

Originally posted by oldpbnoob oldpbnoob wrote:

Even if I was able to muster up the starch, I would be afraid she would chop my head off and sacrifice it to Saron afterwards.


You totally just spelled Sauron wrong.

Get off the interwebz.  NAO!

Oops. At least I got Urukai right. But seriously.. REALLY?

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Why though?  What if that was one of your family members?  Would you still poke fun?

Sorry, but my gene pool is a little deeper than that. If she was a member of my family, I would mean I was so inbred that I wouldn't realize how dang ugly she was..... Hey.. wait a minute.. perhaps, we have hit on something. Inbreeeding! That explains it.

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Originally posted by Zata Zata wrote:

I don't see why anyone cares.  Is she unattractive?  Yes, to most people I'm sure.  Am I marrying her?  No, so I don't worry about it.
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