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    Posted: 13 October 2008 at 9:20pm
I have thought of a new discussion/game. This is how it goes. Assuming everyone was of legal age to drink. Describe the forumers in a bar setting. Such as type of drink,location of bar, dress, activites etc. I will start.

Rambino: In his business attire, seeing he just got off work late. Drinking scotch or an American micro brew.

Jmac: Pregamed 2 hours before. So he is not yet drunk but well past buzzed. He is drinking jager or jameson. While drinking a dark lager or pale ale.

AceOfSpades: He is all over anyting that has a vagina. He would be drinking keystone light if they served it at the tippmann bar. But has settled for bud light. Or he doesn't drink, is the DD, and drifts his drunk friends home.

Have fun with it.
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lol at drifting home

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lol drift home
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lol drift home



OH WAIT, TWO PEOPLE ALREADY SAID THAT
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Originally posted by RoboCop RoboCop wrote:

lol at drifting home
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Ford would be falling off his stool after drinking an appletini and a Zima. 
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Without getting specific on names, I can describe the general atmosphere.

The old hands, (and the REALLY old hands) would be in a quiet corner of the bar surrounded by empty sam adams, budweiser and guiness bottles, with a glass of wine here and there.

They'd be telling stories and reminiscing, as old hands do when they're in a group.

The guys that have spent some time around here would be hovering between trying to impress the new guys with their own stories and hedging as close to the old hands as they can, hoping for the chance to say something relevant to their conversation. They'd be drinking jack and cokes, budweisers, and other assortments of mixed drinks.

The new guys, would be doing shots of anything they could get their hands on and would be swapping lies as close to the bar as possible, and as loudly as they could. They wouldn't be paying any attention to the old guys in their corner, nor would they have any interest in the budding wisdom of the slightly older players/members.

There'd be a few guys, who might have a beer or a glass in their hands who are more interested in watching the antics of the other patrons of the bar rather than drinking or telling stories.







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pb125 would remain unaffected by whatever he was drinking because of the presence of a more powerful substance.
u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted

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Originally posted by Destruction Destruction wrote:

pb125 would remain unaffected by whatever he was drinking because of the presence of a more powerful substance.
Haha, I lol'd.
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Ford would be falling off his stool after drinking an appletini and a Zima. 


Hey man, those appletinis have some zing in 'em.
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Originally posted by impulse! impulse! wrote:



Jmac: Pregamed 2 hours before. So he is not yet drunk but well past buzzed. He is drinking jager or jameson. While drinking a dark lager or pale ale.




Octoberfest, yo.
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APPLETINI !!!



Sorry, I just kept thinking of "OOTINI". Back to the topic...
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Benji would have his guitar playing some obscure folk  indie rock drinking a small micro brew


Edited by bravecoward - 13 October 2008 at 10:06pm
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Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:



There'd be a few guys, who might have a beer or a glass in their hands who are more interested in watching the antics of the other patrons of the bar rather than drinking or telling stories.



There I am.
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I'd be the guy trying to get drunks and drug addicts to vote for me in a useless election :D
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mbro would be in a corner booth, working.
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Detrevni would be drinking milk in a Hawaiian shirt and smoking a pipe of tobacco.

Whale and Jmac would be drinking Guinness and talking about music.  Later that night, they will lead a sing-a-long consisting of "Shipping Up to Boston" for 3 straight hours.  I will be playing piano.

We'd discover that Ruska and Choop have strikingly similar facial features, and the only way to distinguish them apart would be Ruska's fuller beard. 

Evil Elvis will be kicked out for starting fights.  Shoulda left the lucha mask at home.

Mack will be spewing drunken puns all night.  Everyone will find these puns hilarious...  for the first couple hours.

God is the bouncer, and he kicks anyone out that says "Crap" more than three times in an hour.  People will then procede to put on fake mustaches and come back into the bar.

Bland is the ghost that haunts the bar after hours.  If you listen closely, you will hear "Post your picture with girls....  drama freeeeee"
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Originally posted by Destruction Destruction wrote:

pb125 would remain unaffected by whatever he was drinking because of the presence of a more powerful substance.



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Originally posted by jmac3 jmac3 wrote:

Originally posted by impulse! impulse! wrote:



Jmac: Pregamed 2 hours before. So he is not yet drunk but well past buzzed. He is drinking jager or jameson. While drinking a dark lager or pale ale.




Octoberfest, yo.


I forgot to add this on yours.

Jmac would also be begging for money to put into the jukebox.
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Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:


Mack will be spewing drunken puns all night.  Everyone will find these puns hilarious...  for the first couple hours.



Sadly; I cannot, in good conscience, deny that.
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