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Poll Question: Obama will put a waiting period on apple pie
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 September 2008 at 5:45pm
Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

WHEN PIE IS CRIMINALIZED ONLY CRIMINALS WILL HAVE PIE!


CCP 4 DUH WIN!

Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Originally posted by jerseypaint jerseypaint wrote:

Ok. I'm lost. PBC?


IS PBC THE GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION THAT IS S VEHEMENTLY ANTI-PIE?

WE WILL BRING THEM TO THEIR KNEES.


PBC = PIE BANNING COMMITTEE--THEY ARE ATTACHED TO THE PENTAGON'S DESSERT WARFARE CENTER.
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Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

Tallen don’r know pie


Oh, I beg to differ!
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Oh, and Pie aren't round, π∙r˛

Besides, Cake is better.

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Cake > Pie, it's has always been the historical and
biblical truth.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Skillet42565 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 September 2008 at 11:16pm
Originally posted by Evil Elvis Evil Elvis wrote:

Cake > Pie, it's has always been the historical and
biblical truth.


lol
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Brian Fellows Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 September 2008 at 11:53pm
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Da Hui Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 September 2008 at 12:01am
Reminds me of the God vs. Pie debates of an older time
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What?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jmac3 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 September 2008 at 12:11am
Originally posted by Evil Elvis Evil Elvis wrote:

Cake > Pie, it's has always been the historical and
biblical truth.


Except the cake is a lie?
Que pasa?


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hysteria Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 September 2008 at 12:19am
Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

Originally posted by Evil Elvis Evil Elvis wrote:

Cake > Pie, it's has always been the historical and
biblical truth.


lol


FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONE AND ONLY CAKE, THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES IN HIM SHALL NOT STARVE, BUT HAVE ETERNAL CAKE.

JOHN 3:16
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Gatyr Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 September 2008 at 12:53am
Originally posted by Evil Elvis Evil Elvis wrote:

Cake > Pie, it's has always been the historical and
biblical truth.


THIS CANNOT BE REFUTED, BUT WE MUST HOLD THE PIE BANNING COMMITTEE RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS EFFORTS TO DEFAME THE GREAT PIE NAME AND ERADICATE THE MEANS TO MAKE DELICIOUS CHERRY PIE.

IF THEY ARE NOT ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE PIE-RELATED DISCOURSE, SOON THEY WILL BE AFTER OUR CAKES; NOT LONG AFTER THAT....OUR PANCAKES, WAFFLES, AND FRENCH TOAST.
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"The specific feature of the present situation in The Tippmann Forum is that the forum is passing from the first stage of the pie revolution—which, owing to the insufficient cake and frosting of the proletariat, places pie in the hands of the bourgeoisie-to its second stage, which must place cake in the hands of the proletariat and the poorest sections of the forum..."

"This peculiar situation demands of us an ability to adapt ourselves to the special conditions of pastry work among unprecedentedly large masses of proletarians who have just awakened to the wonders of cake..."

"The masses must be made to see that the cakes and not pies are the only possible form of revolutionary dessert, and that therefore our task is, as long as this forum yields to the influence of the pie eaters, to present a patient, systematic, and persistent explanation of the errors of their tactics, an explanation especially adapted to the practical needs of the cake loving masses."

Excerpt from "The April Theses" V.I. Ulyanov

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CAKEMANDIAS

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and flavorless pieces of cake
were for dessert. Near them on the plate,
Half sunk, a shatter'd pâtissier lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mix'd them and the pan that formed.
And on the frosting these words appear:
"My name is Cakemandias, cake of cake:
Look on my butter creme roses, ye pies, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level plater stretches far away.

Stone age
Bronze age
Cake Age
Dark ages
Thursday Pietopia

Edited by JohnnyHopper - 11 September 2008 at 7:51am
My shoes of peace have steel toes.
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Ever wonder why clowns throw pies?

Because they would never besmirch a cake's excellent flavor and spongy, moist texture by throwing it at a living being. Cake, my friends, is a thing to be savored! Pies, however, can be relegated to the roll of non-lethal munitions.

Did Teddy Roosevelt not say, "Speak softly, but carry a big pie"? Of course! It would have made no sense to anyone with sense to carry a big cake as a threat as cake is the great common factor amongst mankind the world over. Pie, however, is useful only as the threat.

To that point, Marie Antoinette showed disdain for her subjects, the proletariat masses that Ulyanov spoke of many years later, when she, with her elitist aspirations of pie, said "Let them eat cake" merely hours before she was beheaded as the cake-hating aristocrat she was known to be. Had she said, "Let ME eat cake," the masses surely would have seen her as wise and benevolent and welcomed her to the fold.

No friends, do not fall into that capitalist trap which is pie! Rise up! Rise up and bring forth cake to the poor humble masses who have lived too long under suffocating meringue-topped oppression, yearning for Sacher Torte, Chocolate Chip Kaluha Cake and freedom from a world of pasty crust! Rise up and be free!!!!
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