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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:31pm
Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:


Have you heard about American Airline's new promotional deal? 
They fly you from the airport, straight to your office.


Brace yourself for the same crap I got in the laugh/lose.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:51pm
You know, sometimes my mother tells me that she wishes I'd never been born.... but I know she doesn't mean it, because then she'd have a 28 year old man living in her vagina.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:51pm
Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Ilford Rule Ilford Rule wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Just when I think I've
heard it all...


Have you heard a man eat his own head?


And boom, there you go, you got me.



It's actually not the joke that's upsetting, it's the way he tried to legitimize
it as if it was generally accepted as the truth because he believes it
is.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 8:14pm

Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

Someone tell a good white person joke.

We can't dance 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 8:38pm
who was the first jewish baker.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:26pm

dzxs, hitler?

"why do you have to see the glass half empty insted of half full with a guys face in it?" - Stephen Colbert

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:38pm
Fine, I'll spew one.

What's the difference between a pizza and a holocaust victim?

Pizza's don't scream in the oven.

Note: No race mentioned.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:39pm
What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common?




They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.
Skillet:     I've never been terribly fond of the look of a vagina
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:41pm
How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

4; 1 to drop it, and 3 to pick-it-up, pick-it-up, pick-it-up!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:44pm
Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

4; 1 to drop it, and 3 to pick-it-up, pick-it-up, pick-it-up!


whut?  I don't get it
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:46pm
What does every black joke start with?
With the joker looking around to see if there are any black people near by.

SandMan:"oh yeah, sporx is totally hot"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:51pm
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?






















A Pilot, you dirty racist!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 11:21pm
LOL WOMENS RIGHTS.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 11:33pm
Originally posted by RoboCop RoboCop wrote:

What does every black joke start with?
With the joker looking around to see if there are any black people near by.


Actually I always screw up and look around after I make the joke...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 11:34pm
DA HUI'S INTELLECT!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 1:46am
krl would be having a heart attack

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 1:53am
Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

DA HUI'S INTELLECT!


WOAH LOLZ
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 4:05am
Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Ace_Of_Spades Ace_Of_Spades wrote:

Originally posted by rockerdoode rockerdoode wrote:

You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.

i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone

 

EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts

You lived near a prison, so you can vouch for the second? When you typed that did you honestly believe that your residence and ignorant observation techniques allow you to comment on a race of people? Just when I think I've heard it all...

get a grip, really, even you laugh at racist jokes. And YES i can indeed vouch for the second one, as i have yet to see how it is ignorant seeing only black people in the prison when i drove past the court yart every damn day to work and back. And if i am missing something because of my "ignorance" than please do tell. We all know that there are indeed more African Americans than there are Caucasian and Latinos combined. Calling me ignorant for stating a well known fact is very ignorant in and of itself. Now with all that aside, once again its was just a joke, JUST a joke, nothing more, nothing less. If you get your panties in a wad over something as little as a (factual) mildly racist joke, on a forum none-the-less. You have issues.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 4:36am
Originally posted by Ace_Of_Spades Ace_Of_Spades wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Ace_Of_Spades Ace_Of_Spades wrote:

Originally posted by rockerdoode rockerdoode wrote:

You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.

i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone

 

EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts

You lived near a prison, so you can vouch for the second? When you typed that did you honestly believe that your residence and ignorant observation techniques allow you to comment on a race of people? Just when I think I've heard it all...

get a grip, really, even you laugh at racist jokes. And YES i can indeed vouch for the second one, as i have yet to see how it is ignorant seeing only black people in the prison when i drove past the court yart every damn day to work and back. And if i am missing something because of my "ignorance" than please do tell. We all know that there are indeed more African Americans than there are Caucasian and Latinos combined. Calling me ignorant for stating a well known fact is very ignorant in and of itself. Now with all that aside, once again its was just a joke, JUST a joke, nothing more, nothing less. If you get your panties in a wad over something as little as a (factual) mildly racist joke, on a forum none-the-less. You have issues.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 9:32am
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