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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 9:57pm
Whats the difference between a jew and santa clause?



















Santa goes DOWN the chimney.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:06pm
Originally posted by Zata Zata wrote:

This is the only clean one I have...


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays on your front porch?


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ahahhahahahah, good one right?


What do you call the guy from the joke above if you hang him on the wall? 

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What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?














You only need one nail to hang a picture.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:18pm
^^I laughed a little. Thanks for sending me to Hell chewp.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:36pm

What do baby trees and old pepole have in common?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

theyre both going in the ground soon.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:37pm
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by Zata Zata wrote:

This is the only clean one I have...


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays on your front porch?


Matt!

ahahhahahahah, good one right?


What do you call the guy from the joke above if you hang him on the wall? 

Art.


What do you call the same guy if he's floating in your pool?

Bob.
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God I've got some really dirty/bad/awful ones that I could post on here, but something tells me that "dead baby" jokes would probably be strike-worthy.
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Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

God I've got some really dirty/bad/awful ones that I could post on here, but something tells me that "dead baby" jokes would probably be strike-worthy.


How many dead babies do you have to run over with a truck before it stops?

Don't know, but it's definitely more than 53.
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