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choopie911 
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Commie Canuck
Joined: 01 June 2003
Location: Canada
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Points: 30716
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 Posted: 20 August 2008 at 9:57pm |
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Whats the difference between a jew and santa clause?
Santa goes DOWN the chimney.
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Mack
Moderator Group
Has no impulse! control
Joined: 13 January 2004
Location: 2nd Circle
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Points: 9706
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:06pm |
 Zata wrote:
This is the only clean one I have...
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays on your front porch?
Matt!
ahahhahahahah, good one right?
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What do you call the guy from the joke above if you hang him on the wall? Art.
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choopie911
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Commie Canuck
Joined: 01 June 2003
Location: Canada
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Points: 30716
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:10pm |
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What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
You only need one nail to hang a picture.
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RoboCop
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Aw man, my butt is rusted...
Joined: 06 November 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 4984
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:18pm |
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^^I laughed a little. Thanks for sending me to Hell chewp.
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SandMan:"oh yeah, sporx is totally hot"
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ammolord
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Joined: 06 July 2007
Location: Minot, ND
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Points: 1821
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:36pm |
What do baby trees and old pepole have in common?
theyre both going in the ground soon.
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PSN Tag: AmmoLord
XBL: xXAmmoLordXx
~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~
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Zata
Gold Member
Joined: 07 April 2008
Location: Michigan
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Points: 1403
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:37pm |
Mack wrote:
Zata wrote:
This is the only clean one I have...
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays on your front porch?
Matt!
ahahhahahahah, good one right?
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What do you call the guy from the joke above if you hang him on the wall?
Art.
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What do you call the same guy if he's floating in your pool? Bob.
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tallen702
Platinum Member
Strike 1 - Swearing on Facebook
Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: Under Your Bed
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Points: 10523
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:45pm |
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God I've got some really dirty/bad/awful ones that I could post on here, but something tells me that "dead baby" jokes would probably be strike-worthy.
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<Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.>
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Gatyr
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Strike 1 - Begging for strikes
Joined: 06 July 2003
Location: Austin, Tx
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Points: 10299
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:50pm |
tallen702 wrote:
God I've got some really dirty/bad/awful ones that I could post on here, but something tells me that "dead baby" jokes would probably be strike-worthy. |
How many dead babies do you have to run over with a truck before it stops? Don't know, but it's definitely more than 53.
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