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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 9:34am
Originally posted by Da Hui Da Hui wrote:

LOL GAYTR


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:19am
Originally posted by Ace_Of_Spades Ace_Of_Spades wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Ace_Of_Spades Ace_Of_Spades wrote:

Originally posted by rockerdoode rockerdoode wrote:

You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.

i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone

 

EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts

You lived near a prison, so you can vouch for the second? When you typed that did you honestly believe that your residence and ignorant observation techniques allow you to comment on a race of people? Just when I think I've heard it all...

get a grip, really, even you laugh at racist jokes. And YES i can indeed vouch for the second one, as i have yet to see how it is ignorant seeing only black people in the prison when i drove past the court yart every damn day to work and back. And if i am missing something because of my "ignorance" than please do tell. We all know that there are indeed more African Americans than there are Caucasian and Latinos combined. Calling me ignorant for stating a well known fact is very ignorant in and of itself. Now with all that aside, once again its was just a joke, JUST a joke, nothing more, nothing less. If you get your panties in a wad over something as little as a (factual) mildly racist joke, on a forum none-the-less. You have issues.

I can easily call you ignorant for this, because your "well known fact" is very wrong. In fact, whites make up the most in the prison population, and their numbers as well has hispanic numbers are rising much faster than blacks. Blacks may be disproportionally represented based on population numbers, but that has nothing to do with your joke or reasoning. Therefore, there is nothing factual about your joke. If you were to take five minutes to do some research instead of relying on your observation of ONE correctional facitility and your false interpretation of race, you'd see how far off you are. Furthermore, I do not usually find racist jokes amusing. However, I do not care whether or not people tell them, it's not my business. What is ridiculous is that when backed into a corner, you tried to justify your joke by claiming that its both factual and you have the experience to vouch for it. That, is simply ignorant and immature. Make any joke you want, I laugh at some pretty horrible things, but don't try to claim truth with faulty statistics and "research."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:23am
I read something on CNN saying that white people would be the minority by 2050.

Should we begin preparations for the NAAWP and United White College Fund?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:23am
On a side note, I can't remember which, but its either 1 in 4 or 1 in 3 black males will end up in the system, which also doesn't necessarily mean prison.  I was surprised.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:47am
A panda bear walks into a cafe' and orders a sandwich. When he finishes the sandwich he stands up, pulls out a pistol and starts firing shots into the air while everybody dives for cover.

When he's out of bullets he calmly puts away the pistol and heads for the door.

The waiter jumps up and says, "Hey, what the hell was that all about?"

The panda looks a little surprised, but tosses a badly written wildlife book to the waiter and tells him, "I'm a panda, look it up."

Confused, the waiter turns to the entry on pandas. "White-and-black, bear-like animal native to China. Eats, shoots & leaves."


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 11:21am
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 11:24am

Sadly, so did I.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 11:27am
Originally posted by Da Hui Da Hui wrote:

LOL GAYTR


U DIDN'T!
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A vampire walks into a restraunt and sits down.  the waiter asks him "what'll you have?" the vampire says "just a cup of hot water." the waiter leaves and comes back and sets down the cup of water and says "here you go, but why do you just want hot water?"  the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm going to make tea."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 2:18pm
Originally posted by evillepaintball evillepaintball wrote:

A vampire walks into a restraunt and sits down.† the waiter asks him "what'll you have?" the vampire says "just a cup of hot water." the waiter leaves and comes back and sets down the cup of water and says "here you go, but why do you just want hot water?"† the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm going to make tea."


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:06pm
I lol'd
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:19pm
How many indie kids does it take to change a light bulb?

WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW?! It's a pretty obscure number actually.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Feminists don't change anything.

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the light bulb, one to kick the ladder out from under him, and one to yell "THAT'S PUNK RAWK"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:21pm
^ I LOL'd.

Especially at the Feminist one.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:36pm
How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb?

2.  One to hold the bulb, and another to drink until the room starts spinning.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:41pm
How many Dai Hui's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

IDK BUT MAN IS COOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:59pm
This is the only clean one I have...


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays on your front porch?


Matt!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 4:41pm
What kind of bees make milk?

BOO-BEES!!!!!!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 6:30pm
Originally posted by White o Light White o Light wrote:

What kind of bees make milk?

BOO-BEES!!!!!!!!


Reel big fish fan?

and pakking popcorn's joke was funny
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 6:58pm
what's small, red, and crawls up legs!?





a homesick abortion!
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What do you call someone who is your mother?

YOUR MOM!!!!!
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