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Skillet42565 
Platinum Member
Actuarry it’s Skirret
Joined: 25 December 2004
Location: Liechtenstein
Status: Offline
Points: 9556
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 Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:31pm |
 Styro Folme wrote:
Have you heard about American Airline's new promotional deal?
They fly you from the airport, straight to your office.
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Brace yourself for the same crap I got in the laugh/lose.
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tallen702
Platinum Member
Strike 1 - Swearing on Facebook
Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: Under Your Bed
Status: Offline
Points: 10499
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:51pm |
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You know, sometimes my mother tells me that she wishes I'd never been born.... but I know she doesn't mean it, because then she'd have a 28 year old man living in her vagina.
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<Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.>
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Ilford Rule
Gold Member
Joined: 05 December 2005
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 1460
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:51pm |
Dune wrote:
Ilford Rule wrote:
Dune wrote:
Just when I think I've
heard it all...
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Have you heard a man eat his own head? |
And boom, there you go, you got me.
It's actually not the joke that's upsetting, it's the way he tried to legitimize
it as if it was generally accepted as the truth because he believes it
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I got you? Is that a good thing or bad thing? 
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CPro (w/ polished internals)
14" Bigshot
BT SBS
Various Rails
NcSTAR D4B
Macro
AA 68/45
CCI Phantom
45 Grips
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lilsully4
Member
Joined: 01 May 2006
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 621
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 8:14pm |
Styro Folme wrote:
Someone tell a good white person joke.
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We can't dance
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DzXs
Member
2 strike, language, 1/17
Joined: 02 December 2007
Status: Offline
Points: 391
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 8:38pm |
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who was the first jewish baker.
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ammolord
Gold Member
Joined: 06 July 2007
Location: Williston, ND
Status: Offline
Points: 1818
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:26pm |
dzxs, hitler?
"why do you have to see the glass half empty insted of half full with a guys face in it?" - Stephen Colbert
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PSN Tag: AmmoLord
XBL: xXAmmoLordXx
~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~
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Thor
Gold Member
Mr. Pink
Joined: 21 June 2002
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 1458
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:38pm |
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Fine, I'll spew one.
What's the difference between a pizza and a holocaust victim?
Pizza's don't scream in the oven.
Note: No race mentioned.
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A second class drive is always better than a first class walk.
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ThatGuitarGuy
Gold Member
Square Slot
Joined: 07 April 2008
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1357
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:39pm |
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What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.
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Skillet: I've never been terribly fond of the look of a vagina
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Styro Folme
Platinum Member
Strike 1 - Rules 1 and 2
Joined: 28 February 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 8087
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:41pm |
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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?
4; 1 to drop it, and 3 to pick-it-up, pick-it-up, pick-it-up!
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ThatGuitarGuy
Gold Member
Square Slot
Joined: 07 April 2008
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1357
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:44pm |
Styro Folme wrote:
How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?
4; 1 to drop it, and 3 to pick-it-up, pick-it-up, pick-it-up!
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whut? I don't get it
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Skillet: I've never been terribly fond of the look of a vagina
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RoboCop
Platinum Member
Aw man, my butt is rusted...
Joined: 06 November 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 4979
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:46pm |
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What does every black joke start with?
With the joker looking around to see if there are any black people near by.
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SandMan:"oh yeah, sporx is totally hot"
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Thor
Gold Member
Mr. Pink
Joined: 21 June 2002
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 1458
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:51pm |
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What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A Pilot, you dirty racist!
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A second class drive is always better than a first class walk.
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oreomann33
Platinum Member
Can you say ... ZAZZy?
Joined: 11 March 2004
Location: Turkey
Status: Offline
Points: 8102
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 11:21pm |
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LOL WOMENS RIGHTS.
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Zata
Gold Member
Joined: 07 April 2008
Location: Michigan
Status: Offline
Points: 1403
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 11:33pm |
RoboCop wrote:
What does every black joke start with?
With the joker looking around to see if there are any black people near by.
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Actually I always screw up and look around after I make the joke...
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Gatyr
Platinum Member
Strike 1 - Begging for strikes
Joined: 06 July 2003
Location: Austin, Tx
Status: Offline
Points: 10298
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 11:34pm |
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DA HUI'S INTELLECT!
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Boss_DJ
Platinum Member
hey bud, let’s party!
Joined: 29 August 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 3037
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 1:46am |
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krl would be having a heart attack
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White o Light
Platinum Member
Guested. blatant pornographic post
Joined: 12 June 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 2772
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 1:53am |
Gatyr wrote:
DA HUI'S INTELLECT!
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WOAH LOLZ
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Ace_Of_Spades
Gold Member
Guested, Doesnt follow Rules. 9/10/08
Joined: 25 August 2007
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1083
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 4:05am |
Dune wrote:
Ace_Of_Spades wrote:
rockerdoode wrote:
You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.
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i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone
EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts 
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You lived near a prison, so you can vouch for the second? When you typed that did you honestly believe that your residence and ignorant observation techniques allow you to comment on a race of people? Just when I think I've heard it all...
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get a grip, really, even you laugh at racist jokes. And YES i can indeed vouch for the second one, as i have yet to see how it is ignorant seeing only black people in the prison when i drove past the court yart every damn day to work and back. And if i am missing something because of my "ignorance" than please do tell. We all know that there are indeed more African Americans than there are Caucasian and Latinos combined. Calling me ignorant for stating a well known fact is very ignorant in and of itself. Now with all that aside, once again its was just a joke, JUST a joke, nothing more, nothing less. If you get your panties in a wad over something as little as a (factual) mildly racist joke, on a forum none-the-less. You have issues.
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Kingtiger
Gold Member
Now with 100% more Fail
Joined: 17 May 2007
Location: United States
Status: Online
Points: 1739
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 4:36am |
Ace_Of_Spades wrote:
Dune wrote:
Ace_Of_Spades wrote:
rockerdoode wrote:
You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.
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i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone
EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts
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You lived near a prison, so you can vouch for the second? When you typed that did you honestly believe that your residence and ignorant observation techniques allow you to comment on a race of people? Just when I think I've heard it all...
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get a grip, really, even you laugh at racist jokes. And YES i can indeed vouch for the second one, as i have yet to see how it is ignorant seeing only black people in the prison when i drove past the court yart every damn day to work and back. And if i am missing something because of my "ignorance" than please do tell. We all know that there are indeed more African Americans than there are Caucasian and Latinos combined. Calling me ignorant for stating a well known fact is very ignorant in and of itself. Now with all that aside, once again its was just a joke, JUST a joke, nothing more, nothing less. If you get your panties in a wad over something as little as a (factual) mildly racist joke, on a forum none-the-less. You have issues. |
NO U!
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Steam: Kingtiger125
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Da Hui
Platinum Member
Guested, 9/13 Inappropiate post content
Joined: 06 August 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 8442
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 9:32am |
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LOL GAYTR
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