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    Posted: 19 August 2008 at 4:50pm
TELL SUM JOKES!



What is the difference between an etheopian child and a pair of jeans!?!?!


THE JEANS ONLY HAVE ONE FLY ON THEM!!!!! ZIGN
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:07pm
R.I.P. BLand

Now that is some funnies....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:08pm
haha i lol'd.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:13pm

whut i do?

 

no but seriously, we can make fun of any race ( see White-o-lights above)

but yet, when it comes to black jokes whats the big deal, i crack them with people all the time, they all laugh at the quarterback one, i mean really people, get a sense of humor and stop thinking others are racist.



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:16pm
Originally posted by Ace_Of_Spades Ace_Of_Spades wrote:

<Forum inappropriate racial joke>

<Another forum inappropriate racial joke>



. . . and the countdown to strike 3 has begun. 


Edited by Mack - 19 August 2008 at 5:55pm
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:50pm

You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.

 

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2 GUYS WAK IN2 A BAR THE 3RD 1 DUKS! LOLOLOL

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:56pm
Originally posted by rockerdoode rockerdoode wrote:

You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned.
That's kind of what I was thinking as well.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:03pm
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

And the horse says "My son was recently diagnosed with multiple sclerosis."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:12pm
a sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:14pm
TWO BLONDS WALK INTO A BAR. YOU THINK ONE OF THEM WOULD'VE SEEN IT!!! LOLOLOL!!!1!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:14pm
Why do midgets laugh when they run?


Because the grass tickles their balls.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:19pm
a dislexic man walks into a bank and yells "gimme the money, i have a nug"


a dislexic man give the order to build a prison... all the prisoners are held in by bras
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:33pm
Originally posted by rockerdoode rockerdoode wrote:

You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.

i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone

 

EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:01pm
Originally posted by Ace_Of_Spades Ace_Of_Spades wrote:

. . . but seriously, we can make fun of any race ( see White-o-lights above) . . . but yet, when it comes to black jokes whats the big deal . . . .


White o Light's joke, while in very poor taste, was not a racial joke.  It was based on country of origin as opposed to ethnicity.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:09pm
Originally posted by Ace_Of_Spades Ace_Of_Spades wrote:

Originally posted by rockerdoode rockerdoode wrote:

You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.

i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone

 

EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts

You live near a prison, so you can vouch for the second? When you typed that did you honestly believe that your residence and ignorant observation techniques allow you to comment on a race of people? Just when I think I've heard it all...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:19pm
Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Just when I think I've heard it all...


Have you heard a man eat his own head?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:23pm
He just made a joke, its no big deal.  As a matter of fact, racist jokes are hilarious.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:24pm
Originally posted by Ilford Rule Ilford Rule wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Just when I think I've heard it all...


Have you heard a man eat his own head?

And boom, there you go, you got me.

 

It's actually not the joke that's upsetting, it's the way he tried to legitimize it as if it was generally accepted as the truth because he believes it is.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:26pm
But it is the truth >_>
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:29pm
Someone tell a good white person joke.

Also,

Have you heard about American Airline's new promotional deal? 
They fly you from the airport, straight to your office.
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