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What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common?




They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:38pm
Fine, I'll spew one.

What's the difference between a pizza and a holocaust victim?

Pizza's don't scream in the oven.

Note: No race mentioned.
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dzxs, hitler?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 8:38pm
who was the first jewish baker.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 8:14pm

Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

Someone tell a good white person joke.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:51pm
Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Ilford Rule Ilford Rule wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Just when I think I've
heard it all...


Have you heard a man eat his own head?


And boom, there you go, you got me.



It's actually not the joke that's upsetting, it's the way he tried to legitimize
it as if it was generally accepted as the truth because he believes it
is.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:51pm
You know, sometimes my mother tells me that she wishes I'd never been born.... but I know she doesn't mean it, because then she'd have a 28 year old man living in her vagina.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:31pm
Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:


Have you heard about American Airline's new promotional deal? 
They fly you from the airport, straight to your office.


Brace yourself for the same crap I got in the laugh/lose.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:29pm
Someone tell a good white person joke.

Also,

Have you heard about American Airline's new promotional deal? 
They fly you from the airport, straight to your office.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:26pm
But it is the truth >_>
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:24pm
Originally posted by Ilford Rule Ilford Rule wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Just when I think I've heard it all...


Have you heard a man eat his own head?

And boom, there you go, you got me.

 

It's actually not the joke that's upsetting, it's the way he tried to legitimize it as if it was generally accepted as the truth because he believes it is.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:23pm
He just made a joke, its no big deal.  As a matter of fact, racist jokes are hilarious.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:19pm
Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Just when I think I've heard it all...


Have you heard a man eat his own head?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:09pm
Originally posted by Ace_Of_Spades Ace_Of_Spades wrote:

Originally posted by rockerdoode rockerdoode wrote:

You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.

i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone

 

EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts

You live near a prison, so you can vouch for the second? When you typed that did you honestly believe that your residence and ignorant observation techniques allow you to comment on a race of people? Just when I think I've heard it all...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:01pm
Originally posted by Ace_Of_Spades Ace_Of_Spades wrote:

. . . but seriously, we can make fun of any race ( see White-o-lights above) . . . but yet, when it comes to black jokes whats the big deal . . . .


White o Light's joke, while in very poor taste, was not a racial joke.  It was based on country of origin as opposed to ethnicity.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:33pm
Originally posted by rockerdoode rockerdoode wrote:

You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.

i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone

 

EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:19pm
a dislexic man walks into a bank and yells "gimme the money, i have a nug"


a dislexic man give the order to build a prison... all the prisoners are held in by bras
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:14pm
Why do midgets laugh when they run?


Because the grass tickles their balls.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:14pm
TWO BLONDS WALK INTO A BAR. YOU THINK ONE OF THEM WOULD'VE SEEN IT!!! LOLOLOL!!!1!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:12pm
a sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food."
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