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ThatGuitarGuy 
Gold Member
Square Slot
Joined: 07 April 2008
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1357
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 Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:39pm |
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What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.
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Skillet: I've never been terribly fond of the look of a vagina
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Thor
Gold Member
Mr. Pink
Joined: 21 June 2002
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 1458
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:38pm |
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Fine, I'll spew one.
What's the difference between a pizza and a holocaust victim?
Pizza's don't scream in the oven.
Note: No race mentioned.
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A second class drive is always better than a first class walk.
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ammolord
Gold Member
Joined: 06 July 2007
Location: Williston, ND
Status: Offline
Points: 1818
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:26pm |
dzxs, hitler?
"why do you have to see the glass half empty insted of half full with a guys face in it?" - Stephen Colbert
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PSN Tag: AmmoLord
XBL: xXAmmoLordXx
~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~
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DzXs
Member
2 strike, language, 1/17
Joined: 02 December 2007
Status: Offline
Points: 391
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 8:38pm |
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who was the first jewish baker.
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lilsully4
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Joined: 01 May 2006
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 621
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 8:14pm |
 Styro Folme wrote:
Someone tell a good white person joke.
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We can't dance
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Ilford Rule
Gold Member
Joined: 05 December 2005
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 1460
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:51pm |
Dune wrote:
Ilford Rule wrote:
Dune wrote:
Just when I think I've
heard it all...
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Have you heard a man eat his own head? |
And boom, there you go, you got me.
It's actually not the joke that's upsetting, it's the way he tried to legitimize
it as if it was generally accepted as the truth because he believes it
is. |
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I got you? Is that a good thing or bad thing? 
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CPro (w/ polished internals)
14" Bigshot
BT SBS
Various Rails
NcSTAR D4B
Macro
AA 68/45
CCI Phantom
45 Grips
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tallen702
Platinum Member
Strike 1 - Swearing on Facebook
Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: Under Your Bed
Status: Offline
Points: 10508
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:51pm |
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You know, sometimes my mother tells me that she wishes I'd never been born.... but I know she doesn't mean it, because then she'd have a 28 year old man living in her vagina.
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<Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.>
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Skillet42565
Platinum Member
Actuarry it’s Skirret
Joined: 25 December 2004
Location: Liechtenstein
Status: Offline
Points: 9556
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:31pm |
Styro Folme wrote:
Have you heard about American Airline's new promotional deal?
They fly you from the airport, straight to your office.
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Brace yourself for the same crap I got in the laugh/lose.
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Styro Folme
Platinum Member
Strike 1 - Rules 1 and 2
Joined: 28 February 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 8087
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:29pm |
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Someone tell a good white person joke.
Also,
Have you heard about American Airline's new promotional deal?
They fly you from the airport, straight to your office.
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Skillet42565
Platinum Member
Actuarry it’s Skirret
Joined: 25 December 2004
Location: Liechtenstein
Status: Offline
Points: 9556
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:26pm |
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But it is the truth >_>
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Dune
Platinum Member
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Joined: 05 February 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 4347
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:24pm |
Ilford Rule wrote:
Dune wrote:
Just when I think I've heard it all...
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Have you heard a man eat his own head?
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And boom, there you go, you got me.
It's actually not the joke that's upsetting, it's the way he tried to legitimize it as if it was generally accepted as the truth because he believes it is.
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Skillet42565
Platinum Member
Actuarry it’s Skirret
Joined: 25 December 2004
Location: Liechtenstein
Status: Offline
Points: 9556
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:23pm |
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He just made a joke, its no big deal. As a matter of fact, racist jokes are hilarious.
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Ilford Rule
Gold Member
Joined: 05 December 2005
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 1460
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:19pm |
Dune wrote:
Just when I think I've heard it all... |
Have you heard a man eat his own head?
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CPro (w/ polished internals)
14" Bigshot
BT SBS
Various Rails
NcSTAR D4B
Macro
AA 68/45
CCI Phantom
45 Grips
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Dune
Platinum Member
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Joined: 05 February 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 4347
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:09pm |
Ace_Of_Spades wrote:
rockerdoode wrote:
You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.
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i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone
EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts 
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You live near a prison, so you can vouch for the second? When you typed that did you honestly believe that your residence and ignorant observation techniques allow you to comment on a race of people? Just when I think I've heard it all...
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Mack
Moderator Group
Has no impulse! control
Joined: 13 January 2004
Location: 2nd Circle
Status: Offline
Points: 9696
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:01pm |
Ace_Of_Spades wrote:
. . . but seriously, we can make fun of any race ( see White-o-lights above) . . . but yet, when it comes to black jokes whats the big deal . . . . |
White o Light's joke, while in very poor taste, was not a racial joke. It was based on country of origin as opposed to ethnicity.
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Ace_Of_Spades
Gold Member
Guested, Doesnt follow Rules. 9/10/08
Joined: 25 August 2007
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1083
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:33pm |
rockerdoode wrote:
You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.
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i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone
EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts
Edited by Ace_Of_Spades - 19 August 2008 at 6:56pm
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unvolution
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Joined: 15 February 2008
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 861
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:19pm |
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a dislexic man walks into a bank and yells "gimme the money, i have a nug"
a dislexic man give the order to build a prison... all the prisoners are held in by bras
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ThatGuitarGuy
Gold Member
Square Slot
Joined: 07 April 2008
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1357
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:14pm |
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Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
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Skillet: I've never been terribly fond of the look of a vagina
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DeTrevni
Platinum Member
b-YOU-ick. Was that so hard?
Joined: 19 September 2005
Location: Houston, Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 11713
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:14pm |
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TWO BLONDS WALK INTO A BAR. YOU THINK ONE OF THEM WOULD'VE SEEN IT!!! LOLOLOL!!!1!
/cruise control
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Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Kingtiger
Gold Member
Now with 100% more Fail
Joined: 17 May 2007
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1739
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:12pm |
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a sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food."
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Steam: Kingtiger125
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