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    Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:50pm
Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

God I've got some really dirty/bad/awful ones that I could post on here, but something tells me that "dead baby" jokes would probably be strike-worthy.


How many dead babies do you have to run over with a truck before it stops?

Don't know, but it's definitely more than 53.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:45pm
God I've got some really dirty/bad/awful ones that I could post on here, but something tells me that "dead baby" jokes would probably be strike-worthy.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:37pm
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by Zata Zata wrote:

This is the only clean one I have...


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays on your front porch?


Matt!

ahahhahahahah, good one right?


What do you call the guy from the joke above if you hang him on the wall? 

Art.


What do you call the same guy if he's floating in your pool?

Bob.
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What do baby trees and old pepole have in common?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

theyre both going in the ground soon.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:18pm
^^I laughed a little. Thanks for sending me to Hell chewp.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:10pm
What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?














You only need one nail to hang a picture.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:06pm
Originally posted by Zata Zata wrote:

This is the only clean one I have...


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays on your front porch?


Matt!

ahahhahahahah, good one right?


What do you call the guy from the joke above if you hang him on the wall? 

Art.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 9:57pm
Whats the difference between a jew and santa clause?



















Santa goes DOWN the chimney.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 7:04pm
What do you call someone who is your mother?

YOUR MOM!!!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 6:58pm
what's small, red, and crawls up legs!?





a homesick abortion!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 6:30pm
Originally posted by White o Light White o Light wrote:

What kind of bees make milk?

BOO-BEES!!!!!!!!


Reel big fish fan?

and pakking popcorn's joke was funny
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What kind of bees make milk?

BOO-BEES!!!!!!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:59pm
This is the only clean one I have...


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays on your front porch?


Matt!

ahahhahahahah, good one right?
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How many Dai Hui's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb?

2.  One to hold the bulb, and another to drink until the room starts spinning.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:21pm
^ I LOL'd.

Especially at the Feminist one.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:19pm
How many indie kids does it take to change a light bulb?

WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW?! It's a pretty obscure number actually.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Feminists don't change anything.

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the light bulb, one to kick the ladder out from under him, and one to yell "THAT'S PUNK RAWK"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:06pm
I lol'd
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 2:18pm
Originally posted by evillepaintball evillepaintball wrote:

A vampire walks into a restraunt and sits down.† the waiter asks him "what'll you have?" the vampire says "just a cup of hot water." the waiter leaves and comes back and sets down the cup of water and says "here you go, but why do you just want hot water?"† the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm going to make tea."


AWWWWWWWWWWW
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2008 at 11:33am
A vampire walks into a restraunt and sits down.  the waiter asks him "what'll you have?" the vampire says "just a cup of hot water." the waiter leaves and comes back and sets down the cup of water and says "here you go, but why do you just want hot water?"  the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm going to make tea."
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