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Gatyr 
Platinum Member
Strike 1 - Begging for strikes
Joined: 06 July 2003
Location: Austin, Tx
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Points: 10298
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 Topic: JOKES
Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:50pm |
 tallen702 wrote:
God I've got some really dirty/bad/awful ones that I could post on here, but something tells me that "dead baby" jokes would probably be strike-worthy. |
How many dead babies do you have to run over with a truck before it stops? Don't know, but it's definitely more than 53.
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tallen702
Platinum Member
Strike 1 - Swearing on Facebook
Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: Under Your Bed
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Points: 10510
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:45pm |
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God I've got some really dirty/bad/awful ones that I could post on here, but something tells me that "dead baby" jokes would probably be strike-worthy.
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<Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.>
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Zata
Gold Member
Joined: 07 April 2008
Location: Michigan
Status: Offline
Points: 1403
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:37pm |
Mack wrote:
Zata wrote:
This is the only clean one I have...
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays on your front porch?
Matt!
ahahhahahahah, good one right?
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What do you call the guy from the joke above if you hang him on the wall?
Art.
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What do you call the same guy if he's floating in your pool? Bob.
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ammolord
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Joined: 06 July 2007
Location: Williston, ND
Status: Offline
Points: 1818
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:36pm |
What do baby trees and old pepole have in common?
theyre both going in the ground soon.
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PSN Tag: AmmoLord
XBL: xXAmmoLordXx
~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~
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RoboCop
Platinum Member
Aw man, my butt is rusted...
Joined: 06 November 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 4979
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:18pm |
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^^I laughed a little. Thanks for sending me to Hell chewp.
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SandMan:"oh yeah, sporx is totally hot"
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choopie911
Platinum Member
Commie Canuck
Joined: 01 June 2003
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 30712
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:10pm |
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What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
You only need one nail to hang a picture.
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Mack
Moderator Group
Has no impulse! control
Joined: 13 January 2004
Location: 2nd Circle
Status: Offline
Points: 9696
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:06pm |
Zata wrote:
This is the only clean one I have...
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays on your front porch?
Matt!
ahahhahahahah, good one right?
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What do you call the guy from the joke above if you hang him on the wall? Art.
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choopie911
Platinum Member
Commie Canuck
Joined: 01 June 2003
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 30712
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 9:57pm |
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Whats the difference between a jew and santa clause?
Santa goes DOWN the chimney.
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Ilford Rule
Gold Member
Joined: 05 December 2005
Location: Canada
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Points: 1460
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 7:04pm |
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What do you call someone who is your mother?
YOUR MOM!!!!!
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CPro (w/ polished internals)
14" Bigshot
BT SBS
Various Rails
NcSTAR D4B
Macro
AA 68/45
CCI Phantom
45 Grips
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procarbinefreak
Platinum Member
Budget Medical Procedures Available
Joined: 12 June 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 12655
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 6:58pm |
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what's small, red, and crawls up legs!?
a homesick abortion!
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bravecoward
Platinum Member
oxymoran
Joined: 21 May 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 61629
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 6:30pm |
White o Light wrote:
What kind of bees make milk?
BOO-BEES!!!!!!!! |
Reel big fish fan? and pakking popcorn's joke was funny
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White o Light
Platinum Member
Guested. blatant pornographic post
Joined: 12 June 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 2772
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 4:41pm |
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What kind of bees make milk?
BOO-BEES!!!!!!!!
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Zata
Gold Member
Joined: 07 April 2008
Location: Michigan
Status: Offline
Points: 1403
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:59pm |
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This is the only clean one I have...
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays on your front porch?
Matt!
ahahhahahahah, good one right?
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White o Light
Platinum Member
Guested. blatant pornographic post
Joined: 12 June 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 2772
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:41pm |
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How many Dai Hui's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
IDK BUT MAN IS COOL
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evillepaintball
Platinum Member
Using other people’s accounts isn’t nice
Joined: 08 March 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 4755
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:36pm |
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How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. One to hold the bulb, and another to drink until the room starts spinning.
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Da Hui
Platinum Member
Guested, 9/13 Inappropiate post content
Joined: 06 August 2005
Location: United States
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Points: 8442
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:21pm |
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^ I LOL'd.
Especially at the Feminist one.
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Benjichang
Platinum Member
I pwned Leroy Jenkins!
Joined: 03 January 2004
Location: R'lyeh
Status: Offline
Points: 12519
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:19pm |
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How many indie kids does it take to change a light bulb?
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW?! It's a pretty obscure number actually.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Feminists don't change anything.
How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?
3. One to change the light bulb, one to kick the ladder out from under him, and one to yell "THAT'S PUNK RAWK"
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Skillet42565
Platinum Member
Actuarry it’s Skirret
Joined: 25 December 2004
Location: Liechtenstein
Status: Offline
Points: 9556
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:06pm |
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I lol'd
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PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Platinum Member
Arsenal FC Fan
Joined: 07 July 2002
Location: Pozzuoli, Italy
Status: Offline
Points: 3798
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 2:18pm |
evillepaintball wrote:
A vampire walks into a restraunt and sits down. the waiter asks him "what'll you have?" the vampire says "just a cup of hot water." the waiter leaves and comes back and sets down the cup of water and says "here you go, but why do you just want hot water?" the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm going to make tea." |
AWWWWWWWWWWW 
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evillepaintball
Platinum Member
Using other people’s accounts isn’t nice
Joined: 08 March 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 4755
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 11:33am |
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A vampire walks into a restraunt and sits down. the waiter asks him "what'll you have?" the vampire says "just a cup of hot water." the waiter leaves and comes back and sets down the cup of water and says "here you go, but why do you just want hot water?" the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm going to make tea."
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