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    Posted: 05 August 2008 at 10:59am
Originally posted by Scam Email Scam Email wrote:

From:     Greg Boner Moyo <gregmoyo@gala.net>
Reply-To:     gregmoyo27@yahoo.com
Subject:     Hello
Date:     Sat, 5 Jul 2008 12:10:53 +0100 (07:10 EDT)


Hello
I pray that this email reaches you in the best of health. This letter may come to you as a
surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. The message could be strange but it's real
and you will realise this if you pay some attention to it. I want to notify you about it at least for
the sake of your integrity.

My name is Major Greg Boner Moyo, a direct and only remaining member of the wealthy
Moyo family. I am an astronaut with the South African Air Force and on loan to the National
Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA).

In 2003 I left earth aboard the Mars Rover, Spirit. Seven months later I arrived on Mars.
Prior to departing earth, I deposited the amount of US$ 11,600,000 (Eleven million, six
hundred thousand United States dollars) in safety galvanized boxes in a African
financial institution in Cotonou Benin Republic for security reason which will be disclosed to you upon your
acceptance of my proposal.

Last year, during the course of my research on Mars, I was ambushed by a group of analdwelling
rebel Martians who inflicted great torturous pain upon my body with anal probes.
After a few weeks of enduring the physical pain, they released me. As a direct result of this
cruelty, I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus that has defiled all forms of medical treatment
and which has been deemed to be inoperable by my Martian surgeons. I am writing this mail
to you on a laptop from my hospital bed in the Martian capitol of Zhwrong.

I now have but a few weeks to live and I am far too ill to endure the long and arduous journey
back to my South Africa home. Therefore I have decided to donate the bulk of my fortune to a
church or charitable organisation that will utilize this money in the manner which I shall impart
to you later. In return for your assistance, I shall authorise you to keep 30% of this fund for
your trouble and aggravation plus an additional 10% to cover your expenses.

You should contact my attorney in Cotonou Benin Republic immediately with your address and
telephone number and he will give you his full contact information and guidance so that we
can make arrangements as soon as possible.

Contact Barrister Nelson E Dominic

Barristers & Solicitors,
Telephone +229 934 217 87
Cotonou, West Africa
Email: bar_nelsondominic@yahoo.com Make sure you change this to your address

Sincerely yours,
Major Greg Boner Moyo,
National Aeronautics and Space Administration
Elysium Veterinary Infirmary
Zhwrong, Mars 
 


I wonder if anybody has ever fallen for that one....
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Originally posted by Scam Email Scam Email wrote:

Last year, during the course of my research on Mars, I was ambushed by a group of analdwelling
rebel Martians who inflicted great torturous pain upon my body with anal probes.


Up until that point, I'm sure a few morons fell for it...then again, I'm sure a few still fell for it afterwords...
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Guess what, no one cares what kind of spam you get in your mailbox. 
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Guess what, no one cares what kind of spam you get in your mailbox. 


You certainly cared enough to open this thread and take enough time to let me know you don't care. That seems to be a lot of work for something you care nothing about.


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I actually found it quite humorous, I think it's probably a spoof/joke email, not an over the top twist to the scam, BUT

Originally posted by Da Hui Da Hui wrote:

Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Guess what, no one cares what kind of spam you get in your mailbox. 


You certainly cared enough to open this thread and take enough time to let me know you don't care. That seems to be a lot of work for something you care nothing about.




How much work do you think it actually takes to post in a thread?  Plus, he obviously didn't know what it was about BEFORE he opened the thread, and posting a reply is pretty simple stuff.
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Originally posted by Da Hui Da Hui wrote:

You certainly cared enough to open this thread and take enough time to let me know you don't care. That seems to be a lot of work for something you care nothing about.




I came into the thread under the false pretenses of millions of dollars relating to a raging erection.

And my apathy towards your spam =/= me not wanting to tell you that nobody really cares what kind of spam you get. Also, 30 seconds of anything on a computer is never much work. 
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Also, 30 seconds of anything on a computer is never much work. 


ahhh, I've managed to get quite lazy on the computer, almost to the point where I don't even want to have to use the mouse...its sad.
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Originally posted by Scam Email Scam Email wrote:


In 2003 I left earth aboard the Mars Rover, Spirit. Seven months later I arrived on Mars.





Edited by Brian Fellows - 05 August 2008 at 11:53am
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you should reply back and ask him how a man could possibly have a ruptured uterus.
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Check the email header! If it doesn't end in .mar somewhere in the mail header then it's a scam. Other than that it looks golden.
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I didn't read it until I read Zata's quote.

I then read it and lols ensued.

Best scam email ever. Wish it said how many idiots it got.

I kind of want to forward it.


Edited by jmac3 - 05 August 2008 at 12:34pm
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so a man landed on mars, got anal probed and is now dying from a ruptured uterus. why don't you believe that?
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Originally posted by GI JOES SON GI JOES SON wrote:

so a man landed on mars, got anal probed and is now dying from a ruptured uterus. why don't you believe that?

Hello! Did he mention if Bigfoot took him there with Elvis???? Ofcourse not, it's a scam! add BF and Elvis, then maybe...

Innocence proves nothing
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"Analdwelling rebel martians" got me.
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Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

Originally posted by GI JOES SON GI JOES SON wrote:

so a man landed on mars, got anal probed and is now dying from a ruptured uterus. why don't you believe that?

Hello! Did he mention if Bigfoot took him there with Elvis???? Ofcourse not, it's a scam! add BF and Elvis, then maybe...



idk...big foot i would believe but i thought it was common knowledge that elvis is from mercury. i should've paid attention at the crystal ball reading seminar
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Damn! Mercury? I did not know that about Elvis.  I wonder if this guy is responsible for the Montauk Monster?
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Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

Damn! Mercury? I did not know that about Elvis.  I wonder if this guy is responsible for the Montauk Monster?
No, but he once decapitated a man in Canada.
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Originally posted by Pariel Pariel wrote:

"Analdwelling rebel martians" got me.

lololololololololololol

 

they came, they probed, they left...me broken

sidenote: why is it always the lower regions they "probe?" For being such an intellectual race, u'd think they'd look for the brain not the poo

i was "facially probed by aliens"



Edited by Ace_Of_Spades - 05 August 2008 at 7:18pm
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Ha, as if aliens don't already know everything about us; they just have an anal fetish.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 August 2008 at 10:38pm
What guarantees that we're being visited by the intellectual aliens.  Come on; if they're out there and they know about us, they've probably already studied us in depth.  If they did so and haven't contacted us officially yet, then they probably aren't interested in doing so.  (Maybe it's a "prime directive" thing, maybe we bore them or maybe they just think humans are "yucky.")

Either way, we are probably being visited by the white trash aliens whose idea of a fun Saturday night (or equivalent) is to drink a case of Old Regulus beer, snort a line of stardust, mix tentacles with a honey and probe a few Earthlings.
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