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Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

Originally posted by Pariel Pariel wrote:

So Bunkered is gonna kill the guy, whether they guy he's stabbing is dead or not (in my opinion, probably dead), and the rest of us are gonna GTFO. Sounds good.

GL DD Bunkered.

We'll all live. DeTrevni is a Texan.

Plus, we have one zombie. Zombie>Knife.

Dern tootin'.

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Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:


Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

Originally posted by Pariel Pariel wrote:

So Bunkered is gonna kill the guy, whether they guy he's stabbing is dead or not (in my opinion, probably dead), and the rest of us are gonna GTFO. Sounds good. GL DD Bunkered.


We'll all live. DeTrevni is a Texan.


Plus, we have one zombie. Zombie>Knife.

Dern tootin'.Sword cane IMO.


What does that mean?!?!
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Texan for, "Darn Straight."
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I actually own a Rambo knife as previously posted. I would had challenge him to a decapitation off.
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Originally posted by Evil Elvis Evil Elvis wrote:

I actually own a Rambo knife as previously posted. I would had challenge him to a decapitation off.

Those contests are all about picking the right heads.  It sucks when you get stuck with the fat guy while your opponent gets a bunch of kids in a row.

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Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Originally posted by Evil Elvis Evil Elvis wrote:

I actually own a Rambo knife as previously posted. I would had challenge him to a decapitation off.

Those contests are all about picking the right heads.  It sucks when you get stuck with the fat guy while your opponent gets a bunch of kids in a row.



That's when you ask for a head start to even things out.  (It's always more interesting when the contest is neck-and-neck at the wire.)
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Head's up, Mack. I don't see how you can keep your head about you if you keep up those silly puns.
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Mack can have a pun every now and again, lets not get ahead of ourselves now DeTrevni
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My head can't take any more of this. I'm heading out.
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i think i'll head for the bed myself...
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Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

Texan for, "Darn Straight."


I don't think I know anyone says that...must be a Southern thing.
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No one actually says that...

It's just so out there I thought it would be funny.
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I can tell you that if I was on that bus, not only would I have busted out my throwing hatchet that I keep on my at all times in order to stun the guy, I would have also combat rolled up the aisle while taking out my concealed Deagle. No panic from me. I got ice in my veins.


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Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

Originally posted by Pariel Pariel wrote:

So Bunkered is gonna kill the guy, whether they guy he's stabbing is dead or not (in my opinion, probably dead), and the rest of us are gonna GTFO. Sounds good.

GL DD Bunkered.

We'll all live. DeTrevni is a Texan.

Plus, we have one zombie. Zombie>Knife.

Dern tootin'.

Sword cane IMO.

When I said Texan, I was referring to the mandatory CCW.

NOTE: SARCASM TAG

Edit: Whale, It must be gold plated to do that. You also need a flashlight and laser. Scope and silencer would be useful too, but not entirely necessary.



Edited by SSOK - 03 August 2008 at 1:20pm
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Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

Originally posted by Pariel Pariel wrote:

So Bunkered is gonna kill the guy, whether they guy he's stabbing is dead or not (in my opinion, probably dead), and the rest of us are gonna GTFO. Sounds good.

GL DD Bunkered.

We'll all live. DeTrevni is a Texan.

Plus, we have one zombie. Zombie>Knife.

Dern tootin'.

Sword cane IMO.

When I said Texan, I was referring to the mandatory CCW.

NOTE: SARCASM TAG

Edit: Whale, It must be gold plated to do that. You also need a flashlight and laser. Scope and silencer would be useful too, but not entirely necessary.



Silenced Deagle FTW.

I would have walked up to him, turned him around, and choked him to death.
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Originally posted by Da Hui Da Hui wrote:

Apparently, he ate parts of the guy as well


Yes, disgusting, I mentioned that on page 3.  Expect to see this on a future episode of CSI.


Edited by JohnnyCanuck - 03 August 2008 at 3:45pm
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my first course of action would be to remove all of my clothes, to prey on his fears, of course.  next, i would have slipped, unnoticed into the over head compartment, busted out the worm until i was directly above him.  at this point i would have shat a brick, climbed down, and clubbed him to death.
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Originally posted by evillepaintball evillepaintball wrote:

my first course of action would be to remove all of my clothes, to prey on his fears, of course.  next, i would have slipped, unnoticed into the over head compartment, busted out the worm until i was directly above him.  at this point i would have shat a brick, climbed down, and clubbed him to death.


Epic...EPIC win.
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