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Originally posted by Da Hui Da Hui wrote:

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Snake, what you dont understand is that there are paintball Snipers out there.

You just dont know it. Because if you did know it then they wouldnt be snipers.

Duh.

Although your avatar is very convincing, I would like for you to point out a paintball marker combo out there capable of an accurate, spot on shot at the same range a low-end sniper rifle is capable of.

What YOU are trying to tell us is out there, is someone who conserves their paint, and are very good at concealment.


There is but one gun capable of this..... It has a Super Chronium Barrel. I leave you to figure out the rest.

How dare you speak of the forbidden? You know not to utter the name of the one marker.

Did I miss something here?

Yes.

The one marker was created by those who shall not be named to be the greatest paintball marker ever. It has suprior range and firepower. It was devistating. Therefore the makers had the marker hidden. This marker shall not be spoke of by those who are not worthy.


So those are the mumblings I'm hearing of a Halfling finding the one gun to rule them all?
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As EE said, we will not speak of it.
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You know snake, for an A-hole, you're pretty likeable.
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Behold! The power of the super chromium barrel!This picture was taken right after the first barrel was forged in the Tippmann factory; on a moonless night with a welder's mask over the lens. The camera was permanently damaged.


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Originally posted by Evil Elvis Evil Elvis wrote:

If you want to play in Dream Land where Titles are given so you can feel special about yourself I recomend Air Soft. But if you want to test yourself against others and challenge yourself every weekend become a Paintball Player and enjoy the game.


And if you really want to challenge yourself, go talk to a recruiter, and join the Marines.
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Originally posted by Evil Elvis Evil Elvis wrote:

If you want to play in Dream Land where Titles are given so you can feel special about yourself I recomend Air Soft. But if you want to test yourself against others and challenge yourself every weekend become a Paintball Player and enjoy the game.
And if you really want to challenge yourself, go talk to a recruiter, and join the Marines.
You do know that EE is a Marine right?And you would be a sarcastic Dogone Nasty too if you had my job.



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Originally posted by Evil Elvis Evil Elvis wrote:

If you want to play in Dream Land where Titles are given so you can feel special about yourself I recomend Air Soft. But if you want to test yourself against others and challenge yourself every weekend become a Paintball Player and enjoy the game.
And if you really want to challenge yourself, go talk to a recruiter, and join the Marines.
You do know that EE is a Marine right?And you would be a sarcastic Dogone Nasty too if you had my job.
I wasn't directing that towards EE, I was directing that to the same people he was.What IS your job by the way?

Edited by Evil Elvis - 09 April 2008 at 9:26pm
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As EE likes to put it, I am "server monkey on an Army base".
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As EE likes to put it, I am "server monkey on an Army base".


Server monkey as in computer geek, or you work in the mess hall?

Either one I could see giving you that awesome sarcasm gland.
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Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

As EE likes to put it, I am "server monkey on an Army base".


Server monkey as in computer geek, or you work in the mess hall?

Either one I could see giving you that awesome sarcasm gland.

I do IT Support and computer repair for the Marine Det here. Getting phone calls from retards who don't even know what Windows is everyday about how their computer is broke or how the network is down is not very fun. Other than the retards(students and permanent party) that I deal with on a daily basis I like my job.
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That's exactly why I refused all the technology jobs.  I tend to look down on people who don't know a lick about computers, and I would have ended up smarting off to someone I didn't need to.  So I thought I picked something that gave me very little contact with morons.
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The cool thing about my job is I can get away with murder. I only report to two people in the det so nobody can really say anything to me. Its funny as hell to call some 1stsgt a retard in computer speak and watch it go way over his head. 
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I once had a PVT ask me why my M40 was bolt action, and why they didn't give me something that was fully automatic as I was leaving on a stalk.  The look on my spotters face was priceless.  Never had a chance to insult a superior though.
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Originally posted by Tolgak Tolgak wrote:

Behold! The power of the super chromium barrel!This picture was taken right after the first barrel was forged in the Tippmann factory; on a moonless night with a welder's mask over the lens. The camera was permanently damaged.
All Hail the Chronium!

Edited by Evil Elvis - 09 April 2008 at 9:28pm
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This thread is offically derailed...

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Nope, not all Marines chimes in. we can still beat this dead horse.
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lol, this thread is FULL of win

 

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I would love to go against some of the people who claim that they're "snipers" in some full on woods, or even in the desert.  See who can conceal themselves better, and see who gets the first (and only) shot of the game.
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Originally posted by Evil Elvis Evil Elvis wrote:

Last Warning any more mention of said Unmentionables will result in Forum Termination and Legal Ramifications.

So much hostility

Stay low, run fast, and hope that paintball doesn't hit your...
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