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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:55pm
Originally posted by Horsepower Horsepower wrote:

How do you sit through that without saying something like, "JUMP OFF WOMAN !"


Someday you'll learn. Someday.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:57pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by Horsepower Horsepower wrote:

How do you sit through that without saying something like, "JUMP OFF WOMAN !"


Someday you'll learn. Someday.


A back scratch feels good, but he looks like she almost drew blood. To bad she couldn't clean up his back while she was shaving his skin off.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:58pm
Originally posted by Horsepower Horsepower wrote:


Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by Horsepower Horsepower wrote:

How do you sit through that without saying something like, "JUMP OFF WOMAN !"


Someday you'll learn. Someday.
A back scratch feels good, but he looks like she almost drew blood. To bad she couldn't clean up his back while she was shaving his skin off.



Hahahahahahahaha. Yep, you totally missed it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:02pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:


Originally posted by .636 .636 wrote:


Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:

1. That back is disgusting.2. Your whipped.
I'm a pasty white boy with quite a few moles on my back and some lower back hair. So what? Willing to post picture of your gross back? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Probably not.</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">And how am I whipped</span>?
1. Looks like I'm pissing but oh well.2. If you let a girl gouge your back without saying anything, you my friend are whipped.


I know I wouldn't care if my lady scratched me up like that. You clearly missed the entire point of the scratches if you think they bugged him.

How you could enjoy that while doin it is beyond me, but if that's what your into...be my guest. Those look like knife wounds, somewhere on the fine line of kinky and brutality....And Horsepower, this whole post went completely over your head lol. And I like my pants like that. Nuts huggers are uncomfortable.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:06pm
Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:

Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:


Originally posted by .636 .636 wrote:


Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:

1. That back is disgusting.2. Your whipped.
I'm a pasty white boy with quite a few moles on my back and some lower back hair. So what? Willing to post picture of your gross back? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Probably not.</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">And how am I whipped</span>?
1. Looks like I'm pissing but oh well.2. If you let a girl gouge your back without saying anything, you my friend are whipped.


I know I wouldn't care if my lady scratched me up like that. You clearly missed the entire point of the scratches if you think they bugged him.

How you could enjoy that while doin it is beyond me, but if that's what your into...be my guest. Those look like knife wounds, somewhere on the fine line of kinky and brutality....And Horsepower, this whole post went completely over your head lol.


You don't really notice it too much when your pounding away, you have better feelings going through your body than a little bit of pain. My girl can do that to me when ever and I really don't care, it does not hurt me and feels kinda good in the right mood.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:13pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by Horsepower Horsepower wrote:


Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by Horsepower Horsepower wrote:

How do you sit through that without saying something like, "JUMP OFF WOMAN !"


Someday you'll learn. Someday.
A back scratch feels good, but he looks like she almost drew blood. To bad she couldn't clean up his back while she was shaving his skin off.



Hahahahahahahaha. Yep, you totally missed it.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:24pm
I always enjoy pain. Biting, scratching, etc. But thats a bit excessive, my back has never looked like that. Doesn't even seem like she dug in, just kinda kept scratching back and forth.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:26pm
Wow, I don't know what's more pathetic.  The fact that you tried to show off that you got laid through a lame "my girlfriend gives crappy massages" just so you could show off a scratched up back?  Or the fact that you even need to argue with a kid like Horsepower...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:27pm
lol @ this thread and horsepower
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:41pm
Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

Wow, I don't know what's more pathetic.  The fact that you tried to show off that you got laid through a lame "my girlfriend gives crappy massages" just so you could show off a scratched up back?  Or the fact that you even need to argue with a kid like Horsepower...


Well it all started when I sent the picture to choopie to tell him I had a great day. Then he recommended that I make a thread about it, if he never mentioned it. I would have never made the thread

And show me the reply where I argued with horsepower. I only directed one sentence towards him that is "about 5-6 of them are getting removed next week"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:46pm
I condone this thread, and lol @ horsepower.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:10pm
Wow, I feel stupid...





It all makes perfect sense now....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:19pm
Choop actually likes this toolbag? My god Andy, you're a loser. Get over yourself. You have sex, awesome. You must be the first man in the history of the earth to do that. Please teach me to be like you.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:20pm
I thought it was tallen because he had using his avatar, that crap was flying so high above my head it's not even funny, I'm like shocked I didn't catch on eariler.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:22pm
Originally posted by pb125 pb125 wrote:

Choop actually likes this toolbag? My god Andy, you're a loser. Get over yourself. You have sex, awesome. You must be the first man in the history of the earth to do that. Please teach me to be like you.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:23pm
Now how in the hell did those scratches get down there horizontally by your ass?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:29pm
Originally posted by .636 .636 wrote:

+ those scratches are not from a massage


o rly?

Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

Wow, I don't know what's more pathetic.  The fact that you tried to show off that you got laid through a lame "my girlfriend gives crappy massages" just so you could show off a scratched up back?  Or the fact that you even need to argue with a kid like Horsepower...


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Originally posted by  Rp Fr Rp Fr wrote:

Originally posted by .636 .636 wrote:

+ those scratches are not from a massage


o rly?

Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

Wow, I don't know what's more pathetic.  The fact that you tried to show off that you got laid through a lame "my girlfriend gives crappy massages" just so you could show off a scratched up back?  Or the fact that you even need to argue with a kid like Horsepower...


QFT


Please refer to my post 7 posts up from your post.

You have no clue who your messing with



Edited by .636 - 05 November 2007 at 10:37pm
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:58pm
Wow. This thread was pure lawlz.
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Andy = New Cover Model for "Internet Tough-Guy Magazine"



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