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    Posted: 14 August 2007 at 10:23am
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000)) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
"Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men........are men...
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I pulled the same trick once. 
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if I hear one more joke about the stereotypical, im a man all i care about is tits and sex.......

 

I wont do anything, but it still drives me nuts.

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Originally posted by FROG MAN FROG MAN wrote:

if I hear one more joke about the stereotypical, im a man all i care about is tits and sex.......

 

I wont do anything, but it still drives me nuts.



then get the steering wheel out of your pants!
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and then she got arrested on the spot for indecent exposure and lost all her winnings and had to pay a heavy fine.

Yeah, real smart.
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Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

and then she got arrested on the spot for indecent exposure and lost all her winnings and had to pay a heavy fine.

Yeah, real smart.
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Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

Originally posted by FROG MAN FROG MAN wrote:

if I hear one more joke about the stereotypical, im a man all i care about is tits and sex.......

 

I wont do anything, but it still drives me nuts.



then get the steering wheel out of your pants!

first I wrote "I will explode" then thought "no, they will make a sex joke"

then i wrote "My head will explode" still i thought "nope, thats just asking for it"

so I stayed with "it will drive me nuts"..... but still tippman forum prevails

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Lol,i liked it.
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Originally posted by Nuclear Nuclear wrote:

Lol,i liked it.
You would Mr. 44 posts a day.
I need a new Sig...
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Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

Originally posted by Nuclear Nuclear wrote:

Lol,i liked it.
You would Mr. 44 posts a day.

don't bug GoatseRider

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Originally posted by JohnnyCanuck JohnnyCanuck wrote:

Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

Originally posted by Nuclear Nuclear wrote:

Lol,i liked it.
You would Mr. 44 posts a day.

don't bug GoatseRider



Yea, listen to the man.
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Originally posted by Nuclear Nuclear wrote:

Originally posted by JohnnyCanuck JohnnyCanuck wrote:

Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

Originally posted by Nuclear Nuclear wrote:

Lol,i liked it.
You would Mr. 44 posts a day.

don't bug GoatseRider



Yea, listen to the man.


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Originally posted by FROG MAN FROG MAN wrote:

Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

Originally posted by FROG MAN FROG MAN wrote:

if I hear one more joke about the stereotypical, im a man all i care about is tits and sex.......

 

I wont do anything, but it still drives me nuts.



then get the steering wheel out of your pants!

first I wrote "I will explode" then thought "no, they will make a sex joke"

then i wrote "My head will explode" still i thought "nope, thats just asking for it"

so I stayed with "it will drive me nuts"..... but still tippman forum prevails



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