Update of Sporx

I suspect there's alot of one handed typing going down on this forum...

I would have offered Styro around $100 since I know he'd only be getting $75 otherwise, and the extra cash should be enough ensurance that it'd probably cover the insurance co-pay for what sporx would do to him.

I still think that's a high price for her number. If I were ever to call a forumer it would have to be a drunk dial to be any fun, and if I were going to drunk dial sporx I'd at least do it right and get totally plastered since anything less than my best drunken, profane, chauvinistic, tirade wouldn't be enough to convince that thick-headed eastern european tart to get the hell out of the forum, get back in the kitchen, and remember that we are better than her. To do a good enough job for anything but a "fail" I'd need to do some serious drinking, so it's already going to be a decent investment.

I was just telling karll how he could have got a cheaper deal by cutting you out of it. He shouldnt need to share his profits with the weaker sex. I wouldn't actually consider paying for your number.

I have no reason or desire to call you, I dont want to hear about your day, the only worthwhile excuses i could think of would be prank calls, or good drunk dialing and there's no way i'd do that without a good chance of win, therefore, to get properly drunk for such an event to be entertaining enough to be even romotely worthwhile, it would cost me money. Which would make your number, that i dont even particularly want, even less valuable to me. I'd probably eventually do the same to any other forumer who's number I had who would be a good sport about it.

Like hell i'd let you make me feel guilty about it either, I'm better than you, I wont fal for those mind games. Now what you really want to do is stop being uppity and trying to act smart, get back in the kitchen, get me a beer and start making my dinner.