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__sneaky__ 
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I woke up with a brown recluse on my arm once, and I have a terrible fear of big spiders, so i freaked out... needless to say i wouldnt sleep in the basement for a couple weeks after that...
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SuperXero
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Posted: 24 May 2007 at 4:02pm |
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Up here, that would be a moose. |
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Panda Man
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Posted: 24 May 2007 at 4:13pm |
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over Here it would of been damn sage brush or a badger
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Brian Fellows
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Posted: 24 May 2007 at 4:28pm |
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Where I live, it probably would've been a burglar.
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__sneaky__
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Posted: 24 May 2007 at 5:04pm |
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Where I live, it would either be a squirell or a possum... just depends what time you wake up...
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"I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl
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Styro Folme
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Posted: 24 May 2007 at 5:59pm |
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right here, it would be an automobile.
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FlimFlam
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Posted: 24 May 2007 at 6:03pm |
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When I was in high school, a friend of mine would always have a HUGE summer party, while his parents were away at their summer cabin in Northern Michagan. The basement was equiped with some 7 or so twin beds, so that the "chosen" could stay overnight. One morning I awoke, before all others, thinking only of a glass of water... I got out of my bed, walked past my friends brother, who was snoring with his mouth open, and saw... About a 4 in. centipede, half of it draped under his nose, the other half hanging in to his mouth. The basement was damp, and appently this particular centipede was enjoying the warmth of the exhale of this guy.... I swear, I nearly wanted to duct tape my mouth shut at night for a month. To this day, I scream like a little girl when I see a centipede... |
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ANARCHY_SCOUT
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Posted: 24 May 2007 at 7:15pm |
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Wayne Brady?
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Hairball!!!
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Posted: 24 May 2007 at 9:28pm |
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Around here, it would have been Robert Goulet. Edited by Hairball!!! - 24 May 2007 at 9:29pm |
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Posted: 24 May 2007 at 10:17pm |
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Where I live, that would've been a Persian.
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u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted
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.Ryan
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Posted: 24 May 2007 at 10:26pm |
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It's really funny to imagine all of these things sitting on people's heads when they wake up in the morning, except the spiders....
It's funny to think of Brady/Goulet casually looking down like, "sup?" too....  But yeah, still haven't figured out what it was...yay.  |
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benttwig33
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 2:02pm |
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LOL! that would be awsome
anyway, Don't tick hurt pretty good when they get to ya? I heard they did, never had one bite me actually. |
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Sig is WAY too big.
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pb125
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 2:08pm |
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Around here it would be a hippy.
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Tae Kwon Do
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 2:14pm |
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Around here that would have been a Cuban.
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Skillet42565
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 8:58pm |
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Then it wasnt a brown recluse. The Robert Goule thing... I lol'd |
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Hitman
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 10:30pm |
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I used to have a pet mouse that lived in my closet. I would leave food for it and everything. One day my cat got locked in my room and I never saw Monty again.
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.Ryan
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 11:02pm |
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Actually, they don't hurt at all when they bite you....This sucks because you don't realize you have them on you and they end up diggin in deeper and gettin all fat with blood. Pullin one out when it's dug in can hurt though.... ps Never have found a mouse or anything....I was paranoid as hell the night after I posted this too... |
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jerseypaint
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 11:06pm |
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You don't feel them at all. And if you pull the off correctly (many light piches and pulls until they come out), you feel nothing as well. |
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carl_the_sniper
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 11:39pm |
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never even seen a tick. The worst is centipedes in your house.. scare the crap out of me. Had a leech on me once, wasen't as disgusting as I thought it would be. Looked like a small, black leaf until I tried to flick it off... |
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Da Hui
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 11:39pm |
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It could be a negro.
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