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    Posted: 08 March 2007 at 10:42am

...  are completely freaking insane.

I was doing fine at the poker table until this guy rolls up.  Just retired after 20+ years in.  He starts ordering tequila shots for the table, and who am I to let a man drink alone?

It quickly got ugly.  Very, very ugly.

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That's actually one hell of a poker strategy. Even if it doesn't work everybody still has a great time.

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heh... yeah... i've learned one thing from hanging out with my brother's friend who's in the marines...

he can drink... a lot.



and i hope it was good tequila...
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So people keep telling us... might be onto something there.

Edit- Oddly enough most the best Marine Stories always start off "So we where drinking..."


Edited by Evil Elvis - 08 March 2007 at 10:54am
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The tequila was Cuervo 1800, which was the best that the casino would come up with.  Bummer, since I will admit to being a tequila snob.  But after the first 5 or 6 shots I didn't care anymore.

The good news is that I am a better poker player drunk than sober.  The same was not true of everybody else there.   :)

My head and stomach, however, are not so happy.

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Yep, they're crazy like that.


Might as well use this post to update my status.

Though I'm not doing ROTC, the Marines have an other officer program called Officer Candidate's School. Right now I'm doing PT a few times a week with the club developed to prepare candidates for going to training in the summer. I'll be going to OCS in summer '08 if everything works out.

I finally said screw my parents, they'll get over it.

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Story time! 
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Nothing good ever, ever happens after drinking Tequila.




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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Nothing good ever, ever happens after drinking Tequila.


This is probably true. Although I have to say that tequila drunk is the best drunk ever.

A man wiser than myself once said "You can never fight Jose Cuervo and win."
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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Nothing good ever, ever happens after drinking Tequila.


Sometimes good things happen amidst the drinking of tequilla.
I used to be able to gargle the stuff. Then I got sick on it. Now the smell turns my stomach. Weird how that works.

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yeah... one bad night can ruin it...

but tequila drunk > whiskey drunk > anything else > vodka drunk.
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Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

yeah... one bad night can ruin it...

but tequila drunk > whiskey drunk > anything else > vodka drunk.


I don't know about all that.  Maybe it's a coincidence, but I'd swear I'm a happier drunk when drinking vodka than when whiskey is involved.
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well vodka for me, doesn't really let me get a good drunk

it's tipsy, then wasted to the point of passing out... it sucks.
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Originally posted by Tolgak Tolgak wrote:

Yep, they're crazy like that.Might as well use this post to update my status.Though I'm not doing ROTC, the Marines have an other officer program called Officer Candidate's School. Right now I'm doing PT a few times a week with the club developed to prepare candidates for going to training in the summer. I'll be going to OCS in summer '08 if everything works out.I finally said screw my parents, they'll get over it.

I can't figure out why anyone would want to be an officer
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Originally posted by warman warman wrote:

Originally posted by Tolgak Tolgak wrote:

Yep, they're crazy like that.Might as well use this post to update my status.Though I'm not doing ROTC, the Marines have an other officer program called Officer Candidate's School. Right now I'm doing PT a few times a week with the club developed to prepare candidates for going to training in the summer. I'll be going to OCS in summer '08 if everything works out.I finally said screw my parents, they'll get over it.

I can't figure out why anyone would want to be an officer


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in mexico the shots of tequila are like small cups..it's rediculous.
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Originally posted by warman warman wrote:

Originally posted by Tolgak Tolgak wrote:

Yep, they're crazy like that.Might as well use this post to update my status.Though I'm not doing ROTC, the Marines have an other officer program called Officer Candidate's School. Right now I'm doing PT a few times a week with the club developed to prepare candidates for going to training in the summer. I'll be going to OCS in summer '08 if everything works out.I finally said screw my parents, they'll get over it.

I can't figure out why anyone would want to be an officer


Because he wants to sit in a cockpit and not run around on the ground?
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