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    Posted: 28 December 2006 at 4:56pm

So this was the scene at the bottom of the highway ramp that I walked by during lunch today:

Notice the tire tracks on the grass. 

Looks like this car caught some air.

Toyota vs. steel beam:  Winner by knockout - steel beam.

Last meal - McDonald's fries.

 

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AZNS ON POT LOL!!

Their eye's were already narrow...imagine what the reefer would do to them.
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EDITz0rz: ON POT D00!nG th31r mak3-ups!!!


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Why would Hway put Toyota rims on his rig?
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Old asian women drivers are slow.

This driver dug up dirt and went airborne.

This is definitely a hispanic male in his 20s wearing a hairnet and a wife-beater with stains on the front and a single gold chain, with one gold tooth, who took his Toyota Corolla with mismatched doors, one with primer and another painted red when the rest of the car is silver, attached a big spoiler to the rear (different color again), has a big APC vinyl decal across the rear windshield and "Toyota Racing" etched on either side. He jury rigged his exhaust to provide the weed-wacker sound without any performance enhancement, but figured the spoiler, with the addition of a mismatched and barely held on front lower spoiler with inoperable fog lights along with a CD hanging off his rearview mirror would make him Andelé Rapido.

He gunned it while exiting the freeway, salsa-carnival music blaring, when the sun caught the hanging CD and got in his eyes. He had a flashback of the spotlight from the ICE helicopter and panicked... continuing to depress the accelerator.

It's blatantly obvious, yet everyone guesses the old asian lady? Man, it's a good thing none of you guys are Highway Patrol officers tasked with accident reconstruction.
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

AZNS ON POT LOL!!Their eye's were already narrow...imagine what the reefer would do to them.
lmao!
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