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    Posted: 24 December 2006 at 2:44pm
Hopefully this is a clue as to my new X-mas poem for tonight....




You're a mean one, Mr. Shenk.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr Shenk,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Shenk
Your heart's and empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Shenk
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Shenk
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Shenk
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

Your're a rotter, Mr Shenk
You're the king of sinful sots,
You're heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Shenk
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Shenk,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Shenk,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Shenk
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Shenk,
The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote,
Stink, stank, stunk! 

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Someone post the older forum christmas poem as well. 
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will be looking forward to it


what?
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Someone post the older forum christmas poem as well. 


I will copy/paste it tonight.

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Originally posted by tecumseh tecumseh wrote:



will be looking forward to it


As will I.

Edit: I found the one from '04.



Edited by Da Hui - 24 December 2006 at 2:56pm
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Can't wait for this years poem.  wasn't sure if there was one since no one mentioned it.
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Poem is done. Will post at 8pm Eastern Time. 

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I would like to cast my vote that the only previous poems that can be reposted are the forum related ones. We honestly do not need another round of the exact same poems for every branch of the military, PETA, Greenpeace, or any body else. If we wanted those, we could search for them.
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