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    Posted: 17 December 2006 at 12:06am
...about the internets.

For over 70 years, the US Government has been spreading falsehoods
about the use of the network known as internets, prosecuting its users at
every turn.
Every year, thousands of people are imprisoned for simple possession of
internets. These cases clog our court system, use valuable police
resources, and waste tax-payer dollars. The federal government even
feels it necessary to raid cyber cafe facilities in places where the use of
internet products by the terminally/chronically lame has been made legal
by popular vote. Even enterweb, a cousin of internet with virtually no lol-
abillity is illegal under federal law. On top of all this, the FCC also
prohibits the mere study of internets to all but one or two researchers
and they must use the "series of tubes" that the government supplies
them, which is notoriously poor quality.
Since the beginning of the prohibition of internets, the government has
pumped out propaganda to support their cause. Shows like "Fresh Prince"
were used to sway an uneducated public into following officials into this
"Drinkin' orange juice out of a champaigne glass," but the 'facts' they
contain have long since been proven inaccurate.

What is left of the government's case against internets?
Scientific studies have shown that the internets has properties that make
it useful in lolertainment, yet the FCC still claims that it has "Shot some B-
ball outside the school."
New studies also indicate that the "Truck you dump things on" theory on
internets is not true.
Most people now know that your brain is not going to melt down due to
internet use, and you can NOT overdose.

It seems to be a question of morality, and whether or not the government
should try to regulate it. In the 1920s, our nation attempted to ban
alcohol. Because of the ban, violent crime greatly increased due to
smuggling practices. Should internets be legalized and regulated, it
would take the power out of the internet tough-guy and gangsters'
hands. Buying internets would no longer expose you to harder
connections via the dealer, and violent crime rates related to haxzoring
would likely be greatly reduced.
Who knows, maybe the taxes it could raise would even help pay for this
mess we're in in the Middle East. Whatever the case, it's time for the
government to stop telling me what to put in my body.

It's time for a change, and our generation will be the one to cause it.
Listen to everything you're told with a grain of salt.


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Troll.
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lol pathetic attempt at trolling.
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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

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Yup, he actually said that.
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Originally posted by BARREL BREAK BARREL BREAK wrote:

EMO!!!!

 

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Originally posted by Mehs Mehs wrote:

lol pathetic attempt at trolling.



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lol at the box of tampons on the counter.
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It seems like I've heard something similar to this before... but WHERE?! The weed must be getting to my memory...
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In before longcat.

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LONGCAT IS SOOO HIIIIIGH

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I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on...
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The internet wasn't invented 70 years ago. Al Gore invented it back in the late 80s early 90s
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Originally posted by CarbineKid CarbineKid wrote:

The internet wasn't invented 70 years ago. Al Gore invented it back in the late 80s early 90s
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Originally posted by CarbineKid CarbineKid wrote:

The internet wasn't invented 70 years ago. Al Gore invented it back in the late 80s early 90s
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i gots some of that high dollar internets

 

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