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I smell a troll.


And you guys took the bait.
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Originally posted by Brian Fellows Brian Fellows wrote:

I smell a troll.


And you guys took the bait.

We didn't "take" the bait... we merely played with it for a bit.   This troll was pretty good though.   I think he could definately be considered a "Master Baiter."

 

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If you have a shotgun IRL and hide in a bush and shoot someone and they didnt see you, you are now a sniper.
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/me enters on cue.

So where is the party at?
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Troll is right, my $$ is that he posts here under a different alias....pbc heroics probably...ftl



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PBC wouldn't sink that low.
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Not PBC. This is just lame. Their pranks are always amusing.
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Originally posted by JohnnyCanuck JohnnyCanuck wrote:

Troll is right, my $$ is that he posts here under a different alias....pbc heroics probably...ftl


it would probably help your cause if you actually knew who we were or even visited PBC...
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Originally posted by p_p_b_h p_p_b_h wrote:

lots of ppl say they are non existent, and some say they are. i say they are, but hey are only to a certain point, real snipers are crafty, may wear ghuilee stuff, sneak around quietly, and take ppl out from afar, without being seen. the taking ppl out from a far is difficult in paintballl cuz of the limited range, but hte rest is possible. ive been in so much cover that the two guys i were shooting at had no clue where i was, or how i got there.   u can be stealthy and get a reall  kikass hiding spot and take loads of ppl out, untill tehy dont no where the shots are coming from and just take cover and stop snapping out.  you can make a suppresor(which do work, but u gotta make em, dont make tottaly silent)  get ghuilee. go on hte  edges of the feild and find a good sop where lots of enemies frequently pass or have taken cover by.   the range is the biggest problem, but i ofund that the  flatline helps out a lot, or for acuracy the interceptors the best.   so all u ppl saying that their arnt any paintball snipers, u just think htat cuz u cant c us kiking ur ass!!!


From Hell's heart, I stab at thee, you sick, twisted, heartless bastard.

What evil-minded spirit possessed you, to have scrawled such a linguistic obscenity? What is this putrid, demented script that you attempt to inflict upon the residents of this forum? What did I ever do to you to have you sweating like a rapist over your keyboard as you ravage me again and again with each stroke of a key, each misplaced space, each transposed letter, each random bit of punctuatio?

For the love of God, why?
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Originally posted by EnglishLanguage EnglishLanguage wrote:

Originally posted by p_p_b_h p_p_b_h wrote:

lots of ppl say they are non existent, and some say they are. i say they are, but hey are only to a certain point, real snipers are crafty, may wear ghuilee stuff, sneak around quietly, and take ppl out from afar, without being seen. the taking ppl out from a far is difficult in paintballl cuz of the limited range, but hte rest is possible. ive been in so much cover that the two guys i were shooting at had no clue where i was, or how i got there.   u can be stealthy and get a reall  kikass hiding spot and take loads of ppl out, untill tehy dont no where the shots are coming from and just take cover and stop snapping out.  you can make a suppresor(which do work, but u gotta make em, dont make tottaly silent)  get ghuilee. go on hte  edges of the feild and find a good sop where lots of enemies frequently pass or have taken cover by.   the range is the biggest problem, but i ofund that the  flatline helps out a lot, or for acuracy the interceptors the best.   so all u ppl saying that their arnt any paintball snipers, u just think htat cuz u cant c us kiking ur ass!!!


From Hell's heart, I stab at thee, you sick, twisted, heartless bastard.

What evil-minded spirit possessed you, to have scrawled such a linguistic obscenity? What is this putrid, demented script that you attempt to inflict upon the residents of this forum? What did I ever do to you to have you sweating like a rapist over your keyboard as you ravage me again and again with each stroke of a key, each misplaced space, each transposed letter, each random bit of punctuatio?

For the love of God, why?


Perhaps he sweated over his keyboard too much and that's why it doesn't work?
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For the love of god will a mod close this right now. Before it gets any further.
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good job brihard

you did your sig of the top of the forum, but fixed, so dumb people dont get confused with the picture

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Originally posted by High Voltage High Voltage wrote:

Originally posted by JohnnyCanuck JohnnyCanuck wrote:

Troll is right, my $$ is that he posts here under a different alias....pbc heroics probably...ftl


it would probably help your cause if you actually knew who we were or even visited PBC...

Ok king of pbc

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Originally posted by p_p_b_h p_p_b_h wrote:

lots of ppl say they are non existent,

I know there is proof saying they dont exsist, but I'm bored from lack of a social life and feel like being a moron.

and some say they are. i say they are, but hey are only to a certain point, real snipers are crafty, may wear ghuilee stuff, sneak around quietly, and take ppl out from afar, without being seen.

We think we're the reincarnates of Carlos Hathcock (god bless his soal). And we like to dress like a wookie, just to piss people off.

the taking ppl out from a far is difficult in paintballl cuz of the limited range, but hte rest is possible. ive been in so much cover that the two guys i were shooting at had no clue where i was, or how i got there.

Me and my friends got drunk and I fell over in a bush, I saw my friends and started shooting at em, they had passed out 15 minutes earlier so I figured it was safe to sneak away.

u can be stealthy and get a reall  kikass hiding spot and take loads of ppl out, untill tehy dont no where the shots are coming from and just take cover and stop snapping out.

You can camp the entire game in the entire spot, and think your helping your team after you shoot at and miss the 1 guy you see the whole game.

you can make a suppresor(which do work, but u gotta make em, dont make tottaly silent)  get ghuilee. go on hte  edges of the feild and find a good sop where lots of enemies frequently pass or have taken cover by.

You can commit a felony and make an illegal suppresor, pretend your Carlos Hathcock, Camp, and shoot at and miss the guy, all in the same game! Its an amazing feat really...

the range is the biggest problem, but i ofund that the  flatline helps out a lot, or for acuracy the interceptors the best.   so all u ppl saying that their arnt any paintball snipers, u just think htat cuz u cant c us kiking ur ass!!!

I've only actually played twice, but I still think I know more then all you. But obviously since there are some people who play that hide themselves well, snipers exsist!

I've attempted to translate this for the intelligent people of the forum, only I sneaky who is inbetween the lines of a complete idiot and partially normal can understand it, and translate it, so here goes.

P.S. Its a translation I in no way agree with any of what was just said.
P.S.S. In before lock.



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I love how evertime there's some troll that tries to make a funny thread people that know nothing about PBC are all "ZOMG TEH PBCERS LOL". 
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