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    Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:43pm
Is an adventure in its self.  First off, since I live in a small town there is like a one on three chance I will see someone my parents are friends with, so I gotta try and hide them just in case.  Then when you get to the counter you know the woman knows you are having intercourse and that is humerous to me.
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sounds like you live in a pretty small town
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For you boyfriend?

Yeah, maybe 5000 people live here.  Walmart closes at 9 if that is any indication.


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thanks for the reminder. I have to go buy more sometime soon.
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Bragging on the internet about buying condoms = condom balloon animals.
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Originally posted by pntbl freak pntbl freak wrote:

Bragging on the internet about buying condoms = condom balloon animals.


How is conveying an expierence of my day bragging?


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Hah. My favourite is when I buy condoms in the evening, and without thinking the cashier says, "Have a good night" as she hands me my change. I always smirk, and WITHOUT FAIL the cashier always ends up blushing when she realizes the innuendo in what she said.
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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Hah. My favourite is when I buy condoms in the evening, and without thinking the cashier says, "Have a good night" as she hands me my change. I always smirk, and WITHOUT FAIL the cashier always ends up blushing when she realizes the innuendo in what she said.


That is great.  I think next time I am going to buy them in the evening just for that reason.
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bahahaha. i feel odd when i buy them. it's almost as wierd of a feeling as buying porn. but sadly, i can't pirate condoms like i do porn...
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I felt odd the first time, but now it's just like purchasing any other item. Then again I live in a big city.
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Originally posted by High Voltage High Voltage wrote:

bahahaha. i feel odd when i buy them. it's almost as wierd of a feeling as buying porn. but sadly, i can't pirate condoms like i do porn...


I can.  I use BitCondom.
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I suppose I am in the minority when it comes to not believeing in contraceptives. I suppose it is a secular society that we live in.

More power to you guys! You put that rubber sheath on your penis and have no remorse.

Doesn't really seem to be my place . . .
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here, we have condom despensers in bathrooms. 25 cents a pop. no pun intended.
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Originally posted by A-5 08 A-5 08 wrote:

I suppose I am in the minority when it comes to not believeing in contraceptives. I suppose it is a secular society that we live in.

More power to you guys! You put that rubber sheath on your penis and have no remorse.

Doesn't really seem to be my place . . .


I don't believe in them.  I would much rather do without, but at almost 18 I can't afford to have a kid.

Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

here, we have condom despensers in bathrooms. 25 cents a pop. no pun intended.


We do too, but it is the crap kind.


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ive never had to buy any, i dont want to but imma have to..
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Anybody remember the celebrity that had his own brand of extra small condoms?

Well I saw some of them, and decided to buy some just to see what the cahier would say/do/look like when a 6'3 200+ lb blonde boy bought a pack of extra small condoms.

I ended up running into a female friend of mine while they were in my hand instead, and that was enough humiliation for one day, so I put them behind some magazines.

Thank god she has a short atention span.
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Anybody remember the celebrity that had his own brand of extra small condoms?

Well I saw some of them, and decided to buy some just to see what the cahier would say/do/look like when a 6'3 200+ lb blonde boy bought a pack of extra small condoms.

I ended up running into a female friend of mine while they were in my hand instead, and that was enough humiliation for one day, so I put them behind some magazines.

Thank god she has a short atention span.

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Originally posted by Apotheosis Apotheosis wrote:

Originally posted by High Voltage High Voltage wrote:

bahahaha. i feel odd when i buy them. it's almost as wierd of a feeling as buying porn. but sadly, i can't pirate condoms like i do porn...


I can.  I use BitCondom.
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Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

here, we have condom despensers in bathrooms. 25 cents a pop. no pun intended.


We do too, but it is the crap kind.

We have Trojans in the Sheetz here.
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