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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote pb125 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 May 2006 at 11:49am
Originally posted by Apotheosis Apotheosis wrote:


Originally posted by A-5 08 A-5 08 wrote:

To me it would be like using a toaster to grow daisies in , just doesn't seem logical.


Growing daises in a toaster does not feel orgasmic.


Originally posted by fishkid_91 fishkid_91 wrote:

What punishment does God provide for a man who masturbates to ejaculation?

<font face="Verdana">(Not only
must he wash himself and anything his semen may have touched, but he
must leave the community and not return until night.)




Actually last time I jacked off I left my nut all over myself and my hands...





Great info there buddy.
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It was a touch of sarcasm.  The paragraph he posted statred off saying the man must wash himself after the act.  I thought this was pretty much a given so I decided to be a sarcastic ass.
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Here. Leviticus and Deuteronymy in an easily accessible form.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/index.html

Read through it, and once you're done laughing, have a sober pause and remember that a lot of people believe this crap.
"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

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My god...That's scary stuff...I try to look at things from other people's perspective most of the time but I just do not understand how people can base thier entire lives of the words of an old book.....

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HAHA lol i know that and i much rather go by jesus thats why i said things are diferent since christ died for our sins

 

and i doubt some one would jack of to a candle
but if thats your thing whatever

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Originally posted by fishkid_91 fishkid_91 wrote:

HAHA lol i know that and i much rather go by jesus thats why i said things are diferent since christ died for our sins

 

and i doubt some one would jack of to a candle
but if thats your thing whatever



Judge not, lest ye be judged.
"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

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7 pages. good job. yall just killed a baby.
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Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

7 pages. good job. yall just killed a baby.


Them's good eating.
"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

7 pages. good job. yall just killed a baby.


Them's good eating.
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Mbro that hurt my feelings, now im gunna go make a pronzor, want to be in it?
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Originally posted by Shadowminion Shadowminion wrote:

Condoms, or abstinence , both are good ways to avoid pregnancy or STD's




Actually it is proven, and also being stated in fine fine print in a few very popular mags (anything related to teenagers) that condomds really only stop one or two STD's out of the many that can plaque your baby makers...
Sig is WAY too big.
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If you don't masturbate, I feel really bad for you. I mean, what the hell is wrong with you?

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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Here. Leviticus and Deuteronymy in an easily accessible form.http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/index.htmlRead through it, and once you're done laughing, have a sober pause and remember that a lot of people believe this crap.


hahahahahahahahahahahaha wow!
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shopping list

4 boxes of magnum trojans

1 pint of motor oil

1 set of jumper cables

1 pink fuzzy feather

100 ft of rope

and 1 kitten

now that will get you a look of terror

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.
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Keep it simple

1 box of condoms
1 big bottle of lube
1 roasted chicken

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Originally posted by fishkid_91 fishkid_91 wrote:

HAHA lol i know that and i much rather go by jesus thats why i said things are diferent since christ died for our sins

 

and i doubt some one would jack of to a candle
but if thats your thing whatever

If you want to live by the word of a construction worker jew that lived over 2000 years ago than be my guest, but why the hell would anybody keep themselves from jerking off? And saying you've never had a wet dream(whoever that was)and you've never masturbated, well sorry to tell you but you have.
I need a new Sig...
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Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

well sorry to tell you but you have.


Yes, otherwise you dont have working organs, because the body naturally gets rid of dead semen every so often.

So you = non-sperm-producing, a liar, or you have a nutsack resembling the size of a potato sack.
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

well sorry to tell you but you have.


Yes, otherwise you dont have working organs, because the body naturally gets rid of dead semen every so often.

So you = non-sperm-producing, a liar, or you have a nutsack resembling the size of a potato sack.
And either of the 3 suck.
I need a new Sig...
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Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

Originally posted by fishkid_91 fishkid_91 wrote:

HAHA lol i know that and i much rather go by jesus thats why i said things are diferent since christ died for our sins

 

and i doubt some one would jack of to a candle
but if thats your thing whatever

If you want to live by the word of a construction worker jew that lived over 2000 years ago than be my guest, but why the hell would anybody keep themselves from jerking off? And saying you've never had a wet dream(whoever that was)and you've never masturbated, well sorry to tell you but you have.
And if you hav'nt, gees, why do you get up in the morning? surly you must have lost the desire to live by now...
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wow you know were losers when we have a 7 page topic on buying condoms
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