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    Posted: 19 April 2006 at 5:31pm

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF AN ANARCHIST

1. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy while legally imposed upon by any
traffic control device. (Like a red light, stop sign, etc..)

2. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy involving anyone over 3 inches taller than, or 45 pounds heavier than thou.

3. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy in the presence of any Agent of the
Law. (See (I))

4. Thou shalt makest every attempt to avoideth commiting anarchy in a 4- or small 6-cylender car. (Chases are an integral part of anarchy, and you DON'T want to be on the losing end of one!)

5. Thou shalt carry at least 2 instruments of physical abuse for every 3 people in the car. (Such instruments would include baseball bats, crowbars, thick metal poles, 6+ inch hunting knives, .44's, rifles, and the like.)

6. Thou shalt NEVER commiteth anarchy whilst alone. (C'mon, don't be TOO much of an idiot..)

7. Thou shalt make every attempt to avoideth committing anarchy in any car lacking a FULLY function horn, fully functional brakes, or a frame.

8. Thou shalt keepeth each door locked at ALL times, unless opening it is involved in the anarchy. Thou shalt be fully prepard to roll the windows up at any point.

9. Thou shalt direct thine anarchy at a high rate at non stright people,  minorities, small children, mentally retarded citizens, employees of any institution thou happenst to be patronizing at the time, and people wearing paisley clothing or boutonneires.

10. Thou shalt make every attempt to avoideth committing anarchy with any members of the female gender in the anarchizing crew. (Such members tend to be more readily offended by crude sexual jokes, and repeated fondlings.)

Remember, have fun, and ALWAYS respect The Spirit of '86!



Edited by MP Sniper - 19 April 2006 at 11:26pm
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wait, wait wait..... there are rules to anarchy?



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of course do you think that anarchist just go out and do stuff that throws off the governments power

 



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An anarchist wouldnt care to follow these or any other rules. That defeats the purpose of being an anarchist.


n00b.

Not to mention this is pretty lame propaganda.

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Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

An anarchist wouldnt care to follow these or any other rules. That defeats the purpose of being an anarchist.


n00b.

Not to mention this is pretty lame propaganda.

how does that defeat the purpose of being an anarchist the purpose of an anarchist is turn a country ruled by the government to a stateless society with voluntary social harmony

n00b



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sorry, but i'm not following any rules.

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there are rules, wierd.
what?
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Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

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I find myself saying that often.
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Originally posted by MP Sniper MP Sniper wrote:

Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

An anarchist wouldnt care to follow these or any other rules. That defeats the purpose of being an anarchist.


n00b.

Not to mention this is pretty lame propaganda.

how does that defeat the purpose of being an anarchist the purpose of an anarchist is turn a country ruled by the government to a stateless society with voluntary social harmony

n00b

hades>you.
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Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

hades>you.

QFT.

Just accept it. Resistance is futile.


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Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

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I'm completely lost. I thought an anarchist was one who does not follow rules, but I guess I was wrong. 
Thinking about it...
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The Spirit of '86?


ps
  Reminds me of that movie, "I'm a nihilist, I don't believe in anything, not even nihilism...."

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an·ar·chy    ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nr-k)
n. pl. an·ar·chies
Absence of any form of political authority.
Political disorder and confusion.
Absence of any cohesive principle, such as a common standard or purpose. AKA no rules


or

anarchy

n : a state of lawlessness and disorder
again no rules.

Even in the explaination you provided:
Originally posted by noob wrote noob wrote wrote:

the purpose of an anarchist is turn a country ruled by the government to a stateless society with voluntary social harmony Imma n00b!


stateless society with voluntary social harmony = no rules. Duh.




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Originally posted by estcstpnt estcstpnt wrote:

I'm completely lost. I thought an anarchist was one who does not follow rules, but I guess I was wrong. 
No your right, MP doesnt understand what he is talking about just spouting lame propaganda, while not understanding how silly it makes him look.

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UK86 was a movement in punk rock.

Does that have anything to do with this?


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Anarchy is a notion for fools and idiots. Will not work.
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